Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Pure 3picness]

Well, she was drop dead sexy... she had cool wings  

[BornToPlease]

Hehe I know I'm drop dead sexy! ;P

He was to good to be true and I had to have him. wink  

[Pure 3picness]

She had to have me, so I let her  

[midnight_wolf_dream]

He told me I had to or he would kill all my pets!  

[Pure 3picness]

Im not a pet killer crying

Because she thought I would kill her pets...  

[midnight_wolf_dream]

Because he has a cute penguin that follows him! 4laugh  

[Don Pepperoni]

Because she's got a giant strawberry...and because she evidently like penguins.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(HOLY s**t! someone thinks im a girl... i find that strange because everyone('xept her) knows im a guy. I mean the username sounds like a guy,plus, do i even look like a girl? FAIL... now what was i gonna do with this frying pan? oh yes*smacks himself unconsious)Idk... Same element or something.  

[BornToPlease]

Uhh because uhhh hmmm he thought I was hot!

;P  

[Pure 3picness]

Cause everyone knows she sexy and good in bed and I wanted to marry her  

[mich22]

cuz my penguin wanted to get to know his penguin so we went on a double date just to make my penguin feel better  

[Pure 3picness]

Cause Mr. Flipper found a mate, and I thought the mate's owner was pretty, so why not?  

[midnight_wolf_dream]

I don't know he proposed and I said yes  

[Afi_Kino]

She promised me that massive strawberry!  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

I thought he was just a quiet romantic, then I realized he was just dark! :O