The first thing you think of.

[magic_doglover]

are seahorses flammable?  

[JTN]

That reminds me of a funny story... BOOBIES!

... That is all.  

[magic_doglover]

people who jump out from behind a building should be kicked.  

[oblesk121]

people who dress like santa and ask you what you want for xmas never give it to you soooo i want a law that says " people who dress like santa will give you want you want for xmas  

[magic_doglover]

i would hate it if cats took over the world.  

[JTN]

Cats have taken over the world. We hairless monkeys just haven't realized it yet. twisted

 

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

I think the hairless monkeys went on vaction...To the moon...  

[magic_doglover]

if people found out the dark side of the moon was made of honey, beekeepers would go out of business.  

[JTN]

Oh my gods... That is the third bag of Doritos I found in my pocket.
 

[magic_doglover]

Japan is a strange and magical place.  

[JTN]

You know what else is magical?


... fainting goats  

[magic_doglover]

i always mix up Tori's name with that one girl's name on Mythbusters.  

[JTN]

Use The Force...

*burp!*  

[magic_doglover]

forcing people to do things they don't want to do isn't nice!  

[Annie Stephenie]

Right against Exploitation.