Give the person below you a command

[Ayame-Yuura]

Sure... As long as I get paid. *asks Eternal to stay in a luxurious suite with room service in a hotel until I say it's safe to come out* Everybody happy~!

Murder the murderables in 15 minutes and I'll give you half my salary.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

If I murder twice as many people, do I get all of it?


Stand there so that I may kill you.  

[magic_doglover]

so sorry, but i have so many hyperactive wings now that it's literally impossible for me to be still anymore. sweatdrop

compliment the disturbingly cute Phee-chan at my feet!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

ummm... wow, that's adorable? is that good? sweatdrop

i'm hungry. make me something to eat.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*hands you some bacon* here you go.


Go prove to coco that this bacon was NOT made with human flesh...maybe.  

[ASDF_Kitsune]

Uhhhh...Uhh... *Shows pictures of Eternal making the bacon*

NOW MY MINNION I COMMAND YOU TO: Rickroll someone :3  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

no.

YOU rickroll someone instead. 4laugh  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Ok! *Rickrolls Coco* "Never gonna give you up.."  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

stare

go get revenge on your enemies. come back when you're done.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Already ahead of you. 3nodding


Use a bulldozer or something to get rid of all the dead bodies. Thank you.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Done.

Kill the goose that lays the golden egg!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

But I want golden eggs. They must be worth a fortune.


Go slap a monkey with a rubber glove.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Correction. I slapped it, vandalized it with a marker mustache just for the fun of it!

You smudged my perfectly made marker mustache! crying Now, it looks like Eternal's got coal marks on his face!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Are you calling me a monkey?


Go bonk Ayame on the head with a hammer for calling me a monkey.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I didn't call you a monkey~! You thought it first in the first place!

Go ransack Eternal's prized capital city as revenge! scream