Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Different...Very.]

Fortunately, they were drunk and forgot to take the key out when they locked him in.  

[Arachnakid]

Unfortunately, the "key" is veeery hi-tech and reads your finger prints, so only a few people can touch it w/o it shocking them! surprised  

[goddessofforever]

Fortunately, a guard with the right finger print is able to be tricked into opening the door.  

[Skaiii]

unfortunately, he breaks the door in the process.  

[Qui_Bears]

I walked into my favorite pub and ordered my favorite drink, unfortunately they didn't know how to make it  

[luckyduckeez]

fortunately you were able to tell them how to make your favorite drink  

[CrimsonxXxSolace]

Unfortunately they didn't have all the ingredients...  

[goddessofforever]

Fortunately, I walked in with the right ingredients.  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Unfortunately, The Zurg came along, took them all and made a ray gun out of the ingredients.  

[Qui_Bears]

damn! Fortunately, the zurg got pwned by a random rebel  

[Alphariusthemad]

Unfortunatley, the random rebel used the resulting fame to build a huge empire and cause lots and lots of pain and suffering and what have you.  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Fortunately, I'm part of the Rebels. Y'all are screwed.  

[goddessofforever]

Fortunately, fairy godparents from all over the world come and kill the rebels.  

[Skaiii]

unfortunately, the effects were only temporary.  

[goddessofforever]

Fortunately, there's no such thing as a temporary death.