corrupt a wish

[The Starduster]

Granted , but they were so upset you corrupted my wish , they beated you up and let you die ! twisted

I wish all wishes came true and were not corrupted .  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. YOU WISHED FOR NOTHING.

I wish I could fly.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but now you can't walk !

I wish our town had more fun events in the Summer.  

[bparton]

GoldenFraggle

Granted but now you can't walk !

I wish our town had more fun events in the Summer.

Granted, but that makes it illegal to celebrate anything else the rest of the year. INCLUDING CHRISTMAS.


I wish that my avi was real.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. They shove it right into your solar plexus.

I wish I had a state-of-the-art black-and-white film camera.  

[Saitokun109]

Granted. You now have a art of a black and white camera

i wish i had a giant cookie!  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted but it's Chuck Norris's,
I wish I could shapeshift.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but you foolishly shapeshift into a fly and are eaten by a big bullfrog!

I wish The Sims hadn't crashed my computer ! gonk  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. Instead, they crashed your car.

I wish everything I daydreamed about was automatically transferred onto a never- ending piece of paper, and no one could lose track of it or damage it in any way. Ever.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted! Eventually the paper grows so huge it envelopes and completely smothers your entire town !

I wish there were more good shows on this TV season's fall line-up.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but you got a pride obliterating b***h-slap from Gary Coleman and fall into a coma, then wake up in spring... IN MEXICO!
I wish I could legaly kick a baby.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but you meet up with a high powered super baby who pounds you into pudding after you kick her !

I wish it was 1985 again !  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. Everyone has horrible fashion sense.

I wish I had a katana and the skillz to handle it.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but the Kitana breaks before you have a chance to put your skillz to use !

I wish our town had better clothing stores.