Make a KH wish and have it go horribly corrupted!

[Fire_Queen713]

Xemans:Axel ur not having a fire rocket u will kill someone thats not Kairi

I have a idea wish granted but its a toy one so its harmless

Xemnas:Thanx you Fire_Queen

Np but i think i know what we should do after this we should take over the world not just light and dark realm but earth too twisted

Xemnas:That sounds pretty good now thats wat were going to do after we have gotten bored of kill kairi twisted

Kairi: crying

Axel want to make a little campfire so we can have smores

Axel surprised mg*starts to dance* i would love to

good but dont start a big one or else k

I wish we can rub this in fanboys faces twisted  

[shadekitsune]

Axel: Yes we're having a campfire * goes of gathering fire wood* oh yeah wish granted but the picture quality of the video roxas made was bad.


Roxas: He it was my first time

lol the picture did suck roxas

Roxas: Don't make me throw marsmalows at you again

heheh okay okay. I wish we all knew ahat we're going to do about kairi. Oh and if we do take over the earth I claim the control of japan  

[Fire_Queen713]

lol were going to be like the leaders of the world we do anything in any place we make the laws like when ever u see Xemnas you need to bow before him biggrin

Xemnas:Now your trying to get on my good side you must of did somthing wrong

I didnt do anything wrong i just want to be the second ruler of the world biggrin

Xemnas: twisted why wouldnt you,you told me the idea

biggrin oh wish ganted we r going to torcher her for a long time and watch twisted but nothing

I wish we had our plans to take over the world done and there really good and will work  

[shadekitsune]

Wish granted but pwnd_by_twlt is now raising a resistance an* c-phone rings* hello


Axel: I'm in Hawilli at the volcano

axel no don't do it

Roxas: *with axel* She's right axel besides we should be in japan anyway with the others

Axel: But it's ony going to be a little eruptin of fireworks

Roxas: yeah Fireworks of lava! Shade you need to stop him

I wish Xemnas or demyx would stop him before he destroys a really good vacation spot.

Roxas: Why can't you do it.

I'm at the tokyo fashion district buying cosplay  

[Fire_Queen713]

lol wish granted Xemnas goes to where they r and drags them back and axel and roxas is in pain now(thats the but of it)

Xemnas if we all have part of this wat part is Saix doing??

Xemnas: twisted i have a specal one for him

EWWW!!!!*runs to where shade is**yells* Xemnas ur gross

Xemnas:*yells* I was kiding

Ya right!!

I wish that gross yoai of Xemnas and Saix wasn't true becuse f it is this ruling the world thing will be really gross of the though of the yoai that would happen  

[shadekitsune]

*treating axel and roxas's wounds* heheh what did xemnas do to you?

Axel and roxas: We don't wanna talk about. Ouch!

you guys are such babies.

Axel: Uuurrgghh, no we're not. Your wish is granted but the yaoi of xemnas and saix still exist. In fact they're probably doing it right now.

Roxas: Keep it up and you'll end up in worse condition.

yeah

Axel: Yeah right I wish he tried. He's to busy conquering the word

It must be the pain meds I gave that's making him act crazy  

[Fire_Queen713]

I dont no i think Axel is alway like this but wish granted in 5 minutes Xemnas is going to come and beat you for saying that hes probably doing it now

*5 min later door slams open*

right on time

Xemnas:AXEL YOU WAUS*?* IM GOING TO HURT YOU EVEN MORE NOW THEN I DID

Axel surprised o im scared and why did it take u 5 min it get here

Xemnas: wouldnt you like to know twisted

*Axel and Xemnas start to battle and a crowed came to watch

Shade i dont think this is what i had in mind of taking over the world were just getting people to watch us kill each other

Shade:Ur right but its fun to watch

ya but they would take us searestly if they c us fighting each other

I wish we can just get long with each other so we can rule this doomed world before they kill each  

[shadekitsune]

Wish is granted but now dur to the publicity stunt of Axel and Xemnas the resistance a.k.a Kairi fan union is now after us.

Axel: It wasn't my fault.

Roxas: Yes it was but now's not hte time for sulking and blaming

True it's time to take over the world

Axel: Yeah! Hey where's saix.

Yeah I wish I knew what his plan was  

[Fire_Queen713]

wish granted but he does have a plan

Saix:why do you care what my plan is

Everyone:We kind of dont were just being nice

Xemnas:Okay anyway lets find what the counties weakness right

some are probably food or clean water to drink so thats going to be easy some are they have a different ruler to try to desory us but i dont know all there weakness

Xemnas:Ok that was kind of helpful

What do you mean KIND OF

Xemnas:I didnt mean it in a bad way

*glares at Xemnas* Right...

Xemnas:I wish we knew all the weakness of the world

Hey Xemnas do we have to call you King Xemnas now?? twisted

Xemnas:*glares evily at me*
 

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Wish granted, but the worlds countries now know all your weaknesses through your contact that sent you all the data of the world's weaknesses ninja

Luxord: Sorry, guys... I got tempted to play a hand of poker with the gaurds... They found out who I was when I won too much sweatdrop

Xemnas: Blast!!! This quite a back-fired wish!

*I sneak in and take Kairi to safety*

Don't worry, your safe now...

Kairi: Hfmhhm... *with grateful eyes*

*gets outside and unties Kairi*

Are you oka- *gets glompt by Kairi*

Kairi: THANK YOU!!! THEY WERE PLANING THE MOST HORRIBLE WAYS TO KILL ME crying

It's okay, we're safe now... but just in case... *escapes to Destiny Islands*  

[Fire_Queen713]

pwnd_by_twlt

Wish granted, but the worlds countries now know all your weaknesses through your contact that sent you all the data of the world's weaknesses ninja

Luxord: Sorry, guys... I got tempted to play a hand of poker with the gaurds... They found out who I was when I won too much sweatdrop

Xemnas: Blast!!! This quite a back-fired wish!

*I sneak in and take Kairi to safety*

Don't worry, your safe now...

Kairi: Hfmhhm... *with grateful eyes*

*gets outside and unties Kairi*

Are you oka- *gets glompt by Kairi*

Kairi: THANK YOU!!! THEY WERE PLANING THE MOST HORRIBLE WAYS TO KILL ME crying

It's okay, we're safe now... but just in case... *escapes to Destiny Islands*

pwnd_by_twlt Kairi or luxord werent with us we all ready kill Kairi and Xemnas and I just took Saix, Roxas,Axel and Shade to take over the world not the rest of the orginaztion.

Ok anyways

Xemnas want to start taking over Europe its smaller

Xemnas:Fine but how r we going to get them to give in

easy just find something they really need and say we will give it to you and help you serve if you make us ur leader that the nice way if they have a dictator we just kill him and that all what i have right now

Xemnas:Sounds good to me

*starts to dance and singing I am good at making evil plans* twisted

I wish we knew wat Europe really needs  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

DARN YOU FIRE_QUEEN!!! You ruined everything crying ... Anyways... wish granted. Tea, lots and lots of tea, but they have bodygaurds at all the tea factories around Europe to protect their presious tea...

Darn...

Darn...

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH KAIRI HATE IN THE WOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!  

[Fire_Queen713]

becuse there a lot of fangirls that like Yaoi and they think Kairi gets in the way

Saix:Waht the hell is Yaoi anyway

Something you will really hate

Saix:R u sure

R u Gay or like Xemnas

Saix:*Shugges* I dont know i dont have a heart

That what Yaoi is they make guy game charaters gay

Saix:EWWW!!*runs and hides behide Xemnas*

if a Yaoi fan was here they would think that a Yaoi moment

Xemnas:Okay that was a reakky starange talk but anyway lets get back on the subject to rule the world

Ok but we like need these *Holding what looks like a hearing aid*

Xemnas:Why do we need those

theres over 800 different lagunge and we dont know what everyone is saying so this tranlates it to english so we know what they r saying and it tranlaties what we r saying

Everyone:Kool *takes one and puts in on*

Xemnas:I wish we were in the center of Eruope  

[shadekitsune]

Wish granted but pwnd_by_twlt meets us there with his army.

Roxas and Axel: *hug* Shade where have you been.

Roxas:Yeah, yor one if the only people we allow in ours and hang out.

Axel: *bear hug* In other words we missed our bestfriend

okay guys I wasn't gone that long. I went to japn to pick up some entertainment accesories.

Xemnas: Stop wondering off.

ok so how do we stop the army.

Axel: We burn them.

you always say that.

Xigbar: We snipe them

... I wish we knew how we're going to get pass the army  

[Fire_Queen713]

wish granted we get someone the destract them

Xemnas:Great idea you distract them and we go

ya right im not distracting them wait... why dont i just freze them in time and we run for it

Xemnas:I like the distracting one

them u distact them not me

Xemnas:Nah i only like it becuse u were going to distact them

*glares at Xemnas* Very funny

*I freze the army in time and we run*

I wish the amry was gone to pluto (the planet not the dog)so they can come find us when the spell wears off

P.S. Shade we only have Xemnas, Saix ,Axel and Roxas with us becuse it will be hard to keep track of all the other org members