Corrupt a Wish

[Boku wa Ichirin no Hana]

Granted, but you get raped. (Sorry, that's what happens.)
I wish my house were quiet.  

[Final Fiasco]

BOOMCRASHZING. It gets quiet. But then you hear the Banana Phone song, go crazy and die.


I wish I had a Double Chocolate Chip Frappuccino.

 

[RainnDropz]

Granted, soon spills everywhere. :[

I WISH SOMEONE ELSE (who's smart wink ) CAN DO MY MATH HOMEWORK! D:  

[leizlrox]

granted, but then instead of using a pencil to write, they use a spork. so all your home work is ripped up.
i wish i could sing good.  

[mods helper]

poof! u can sing beautifully but then u get a sore throat and u can never sing again

i wish one of my friend would stop phoning me every day  

[0o-Slash-o0]

Wish granted.

Now instead of friends you got stalkers calling up saying
have you checked the children.

I wish that i could have an uncorruptable wish.

Lets see what happens.  

[Hofniel]

granted. ...............nothing happens........

I wish I had more smile for gaia  

[Anzthuniel]

Granted. But then you got hacked and lost ALL your items. And now you hate gaia.

I wish I could have a baby tiger as a pet.  

[leizlrox]

granted, but it's name is jack, and you keep calling it domo, then it scratches your eyes out.
i wish people would respect me more.  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

Granted, but they only respect you out of terrifying fear, and thus have no real friends.

I wish the coming up long weekend wasn't so damn busy at the campground I work at.  

[sakanaya]

FWAZAAT! Your campground is now as quiet as a graveyard.


Because it was ground zero of a nuclear explosion, with you in it.



I wish I could connect to the internet using only the power of my mind!  

[Twiist`]

Wapow! Your interent works, but you lose your brain power afterwards D:

I wish I could go biking.

 

[`wall flower]

Granted, but you have to go on your baby sister's Barbie bike.

I wish Mr. Darcy was real.  

[leizlrox]

granted, but then u find out that Mr.Darcy doesnt know anything about the real world and finds a nuclear plant, then takes nuclear acid to ur house, melting you all!!!!
i wish that i had a better imagination  

[Sweetest_Citrus]

Granted, but you end up stuck in an imaginary world, and no one else notices.

I wish I had some waffles.