Magical Soda Machine

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: a vhs tape that also needs to be disposed of gonk

Inserts: tape-destroying fire  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Gets a big thank you for burning that incriminating tape! gonk

Inserts a pile of burnt ashes.  

[Nei1]

Gets *achoo*
Inserts covered in ashes.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: Shiva eek

Inserts: the Ocean of Milk  

[katana68]

Gets everlasting steamers xd

Inserts double shot of espresso.  

[Nei1]

Gets insomnia.
Inserts a comfy pillow.  

[katana68]

Gets a nice long nap.

Inserts snoring bed partner.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: my spouse....

Inserts: patience  

[katana68]

Gets nomination for sainthood... xd

Inserts saint's medallion.  

[Nei1]

Gets pray to.
Inserts a false idol.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: golden calf

Inserts: Moses  

[katana68]

Gets ability to part waters.

Inserts coat of many colors. (LOL, how'd we get on a religious slant? xd )  

[Nei1]

Gets a great new Gaia item.
Inserts a trip to Egypt.  

[katana68]

Gets a trip of a lifetime.

Inserts Mummy's curse.  

[JustinShowcase]

Gets Psyzapp playing her violin. gonk

Inserts earplugs.