"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[maydaymouse]

Because we were all girls to begin with!

Why do people procrastinate?  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Because they saw a shop selling free ice cream.

Why do most people like popularity?  

[maydaymouse]

Because all smart people brains were sold-out.

What's reverse psychology?  

[Miyuki Nakami]

It's when you fail your psychology exam, and you have to go back and do them again.

Why do some people use chatspeak?  

[Miku4U]

Because your avi's too cute!

What's my name?  

[Miyuki Nakami]

A substance used for sticking objects or materials together.

What does a pumpkin pie taste like?  

[Miku4U]

Pineapple juice.

Is it summer yet?  

[maydaymouse]

Merry X-Mas!!!!! mrgreen

What's the difference between boys and girls?  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Girls like fluffy clouds. 3nodding Boys no like fluffy clouds. gonk

What is electricity?  

[SP3C7RUM]

It's the thing that hurts someone when you touch them.

Why am I always tired?  

[Miku4U]

Because you stuffed 1 too many sweaty gym socks in your locker.

Why do proms exist?  

[x__Lyk ftw]

Because people hate danceing.

What is 2 + 2?  

[Miku4U]

10522

Would you wear a Kilt?  

[Miyuki Nakami]

No, because they are a very acidic substance.

Why are people so self-conscious about their looks?