person above you is banned, why?

[Nei1]

You are banned for NOT taking Ben Stein's money.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

((Wow, can’t believe I still remember that game show. gonk ))

Banned for resurrecting something from the TV graveyard.  

[Nei1]

Banned for letting loose all the demons from the graveyard.

 

[The Unknown Shadow]

Banned for typing “FORMAT C:” into my computer.  

[Nei1]

Banned for using high power magnets on my system.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

((Still fumbles with computer. Motions for you to go again))  

[Nei1]

Banned from using from using packet switching.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Banned for breaking the TV in the break room.  

[Nei1]

I don't go into the break room.

Banned for going into an employee only section.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Sees you on camera, double bans you for lying.  

[Nei1]

I have no reason to go into the break room for simple fact I don't get a break.

Bans you for having 25cc engine in that motorcycle.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Presents his case that the state allows up to 50cc without a license, and that it’s not enough for a two stroke hedge-trimmer, let alone a motorcycle.
You are Banned for 180 days for having no case and trying to ruin someone’s name.  

[Nei1]

Bans you for having me on chain gang.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Bans you for selling bad hair product to me that instead turned Captain Brat’s hair into a clown wig. rofl

((Lord, I’m gonna hear from that one rofl ))  

[Nei1]

Bans you from breaking the fourth wall.