KILL THIS THREAD! Win 1k, new prizes p1

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-guillotines the thread-  

[Nei1]

*gets sick all over the thread*


Something isn't sitting right. *groan*  

[Lil Brat]

Damn, she did it again. gonk  

[Nei1]

I am the greatest thread killer.

*has the thread commit suicide*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-shoots the thread-

Nei1

I am the greatest thread killer.

Now, now, have you forgotten the importance of being humble?  

[Nei1]

Makaijin Showa Hayata

-shoots the thread-

Nei1

I am the greatest thread killer.

Now, now, have you forgotten the importance of being humble?

Humble my butt, do you know how good I am outside the internet?

*rips the entrails out of the thread*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Nei1

Makaijin Showa Hayata

-shoots the thread-

Nei1

I am the greatest thread killer.

Now, now, have you forgotten the importance of being humble?

Humble my butt, do you know how good I am outside the internet?

*rips the entrails out of the thread*

I'd only have your word on that.

-Does a Fatal KO on the thread-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8lBspqKtlc  

[Nei1]

*uses a blow dart on the thread*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-casts Megid on the thread, poisoning it as a side effect-  

[Nei1]

*drops a a ton of feathers on the thread*  

[Lil Brat]

Pfftt, th-th-pftt ~ *spits out feathers* Dagnabbit, they're everywhere and OW, stuck in my stockings Pfftt, th-th-th, patooey ~ ouch, sharp stickies in my bra eek

*Pulls out the leaf blower and blows the feathers into all the other threads.*

Were you trying to make the thread laugh itself to death?  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

*Sprinkles Fairy Dust all over the thread* There! All nice and sparkly again! 4laugh  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-crucifies the thread-  

[Nei1]

Lil Brat

Pfftt, th-th-pftt ~ *spits out feathers* Dagnabbit, they're everywhere and OW, stuck in my stockings Pfftt, th-th-th, patooey ~ ouch, sharp stickies in my bra eek

*Pulls out the leaf blower and blows the feathers into all the other threads.*

Were you trying to make the thread laugh itself to death?

Good idea, but I have another.

*rewires the leaf blower and turns it in to a large tazer* Come here thread, I won't hurt you. Much  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-Rider Kicks the thread-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqbCcdV-Mmw