Wind-Up Pickpocket
It's more along the lines of I don't see why it's fun, getting swung around seem more painful than fun ;_;
Well it's fun because it's a sport that anyone can do. You don't have to be the fastest, strongest, or most agile. You just need strategy.
@Karan I really don't give a f**k about people's submission holds. I am one of the most flexible people I know and I could escape almost anything.
Oh by the way, I want you guys to read my OMEGA BUMP! and tell me what you think.
King walks into the room, nothing or no one else in it except a clear podium and a red button that lies softly on top of it. King slowly walks up to the podium and looks down at the button, which has the words "Do Not Press" in large, white letters. Beads of sweat drip down King's forehead as he wonders what to do with the situation.
No one else is here. He says to himself.
I mean, if a tree falls in a forest, right? But what if the tree falls on me? King extends his index finger, positioning it so that his finger is directly above the button. He slowly inches down to the button, and after a half minute his fingers is touching the cold, plastic surface. King closes his eyes, not breathing, and pushes down on the button. Moments later, all of the building, except for the podium and the area King is standing on, explode, and the dust cloud formed by it splits and reforms into four different letters: B-U-M-P
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