"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Miku4U]

Because they didn't eat enough spam.

Do you know why we dance?  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Because we got bitten by a tarantula and you have to dance to sweat off the poison.

Why do people use emoticons?  

[maydaymouse]

It's the only wat to vent feelings cry

Why do people cry over long ago things?  

[SP3C7RUM]

Because that's how they remember things.

Why do I have nothing to do over the summer?  

[Miku4U]

Because I won the prize lottery and you didn't.

What would make you want to walk a 1000 miles?  

[Speedira]

dirt!

Why does stuff get moldy?  

[Miku4U]

It feeds the penguins!

Why do most girls like flowers?  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Because flowers don't talk to boys, so girls can trust the flowers with anything they say about their crushes. 3nodding

Why do some houses have gardens?  

[superblal]

because its on a volcano  

[Miku4U]

...lilly pepper!

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?  

[superblal]

in my aquarium

wheres my car!  

[Miku4U]

Parked in my driveway on Saturn.

Why do people's hair turn gray?  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Because they didn't eat an elephant every single day.

Why do we need to learn history at schools?  

[superblal]

so clowns would take over the world  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Why didn't supernoob ask a question?