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[Nei1]

*blinds the thread with her crystal*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-Has all the Kamen Riders do a team rider kick on the thread-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcgxKjlzyag  

[Nei1]

*does the command "format /hd0 *.*" on the thread*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-locks the thread in a totally silent room with nothing but a suicide pill-  

[Nei1]

*gives the thread my parents cold*  

[Exor Omega]

/glomps Nei1!!!

HIYEEEEEEE~  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

*Wanders into the thread, pulls out his Blackberry and texts a few notations, then exits the thread* cool  

[Nei1]

*is glomped by Exor Omega*

What brings you here again Dougherty?

*kicks the thread in the you know what*  

[Kits Rose]

*ties the thread in a bow*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-shoots the thread in the balls-  

[Nei1]

*touches the thread on the shoulder and it promptly dies*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-writes the thread's name in a Death Note-  

[Nei1]

*beheads the thread with her scythe*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-throws the thread in the lion pit-  

[Nei1]

*has a giant meteor fall on to the thread*