Magical Soda Machine

[Nei1]

Gets a bad feeling.
Inserts the air speed of a swallow.  

[Ryzan Vixtul]

{African or European?}
Gets: a coconut... maybe...

Inserts: shrubbery  

[lady ayami chan]

get a piece of pruning art
inserts sheers  

[Nei1]

Gets a cut down bush.
Inserts a fire for the bush.  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets kidnapped by Jewish extremists believing you to be a profit.

Inserts the age of Aquarius  

[bandaidd]

Gets an urn

Inserts Tes' fur  

[Ringlefinch]

Get mange

Inserts coal tar shampoo  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: discolored hands and scalp gonk

Inserts: purple hair dye  

[Psyzapp]

Gets a fabulous new look.

Inserts a hairbrush.  

[Nei1]

Gets long hair.
Inserts a mirror.  

[KommandoKat]

Gets the Enchanted Mirror ( Mirror Mirror who's the most alien of them all)

Inserts That Broad Snow White ..  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: 7 dwarfs stressed

Inserts: Grumpy  

[Nei1]

Gets the evil queen.
Inserts Urslula.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: a cauldron gonk

Inserts: Icy Reign ninja  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Gets a palace made of ice

Inserts an attack by Skeletor