"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Miku4U]

Because his parents raised him on ramen.

Why is Anime so addicting?  

[Breadfishe]

Because it's good, clean fun without a shred of tentacle rape.

How do they get the caramel inside every Caramilk?  

[333sama333]

You use the special powers of the blue rainbow llama warriors.

Why do we continuously post in this?  

[Dark Mousett]

Cuz we have no life
What is music?  

[333sama333]

What keeps everyone going.

Why can't I think of a question?  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Because you haven't have any pineapples today. Pineapples are a life source.

Why do people celebrate birthdays?  

[Miku4U]

To ward off Rob Zombie.

Why is the sky blue?  

[333sama333]

Because birds splattered blue paint in the sky.

Why do people draw?  

[Dark Mousett]

to pass the time in school
Is batman the best hero?  

[333sama333]

No. Because I am!

How did people get so violent?  

[KylaiaJmaa]

The voices told them to.

Why do people use cellphones?  

[Miku4U]

They one day dream of turning into mutants from the phone's radiation.

What would you do if a cat stole your soul?  

[333sama333]

Run around in circles and sing because it was a kitty.

Why is there music?  

[elizzz07]

To keep you're heart from exploding.

Why does it rain?

 

[Miku4U]

Because the sky exploded.

Would you walk 1000 miles to see someone you love again?