Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Afi_Kino]

Because, after I finally got that mask off on the honeymoon, I found out he had a third 'lightsaber' that just wouldn't work out... .-.;  

[Miumarie]

His bird kept pecking me in the arm. ;-;  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

Her foot claws kept scratching me while I slept!  

[Pure 3picness]

She wore too much yellow!  

[BornToPlease]

He wouldn't let me wear his sunglasses when they matched my outfit more than his.


razz  

[Pure 3picness]

She was too HOT!!!  

[BornToPlease]

Thought I was "Hot" and not "Beautiful"  

[Pure 3picness]

And here we...

She thought I thought she wasn't beautiful

Go!

 

[BornToPlease]

Do you think I'm beautiful? razz

He hardly said that he loved me.  

[Pure 3picness]

And here we...

Because when I said I loved her I would "j**z in my Pants"

Edit: Maybe

Go!

 

[BornToPlease]

Wouldn't let me clean up the j**z like I wanted to.

twisted  

[Pure 3picness]

And here we...

She was just... too into me

Go!

 

[BornToPlease]

Maybe? Aww I wanted a yes or no answer

Didn't let me play with his penguin at all  

[Pure 3picness]

And here we...

She wanted to 'play' with my penguin

Go!