"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[colorful_fuse]

three days into the future.

How mush wood does a cat chuck?  

[xDreamCatcher]

one million in a second.
Who are the abingdon boys school?  

[Dark Mousett]

Boonshin High
Whats the best hair style?  

[333sama333]

The cat's.

What will the weather be like tomorrow?  

[xDreamCatcher]

Rain with a high chance of hail and it shall be very sunny.
How long until you die?  

[Miku4U]

This second.

What is an ostrich egg?  

[333sama333]

A llama.

Why do somethings make noise?  

[Miku4U]

To tell the stars that they have nothing on them.

What's Gaia gold used for?  

[SephieSummerdream]

...to feed the gnomes.

Why is the weekend only three days long?  

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

because the world wants us to suffer.

why do we recycle soda cans?  

[Miyuki Nakami]

So that lakes can stop drying up. o:

Why do tigers have stripes?  

[Dark Mousett]

Because they cut themselves

Why don't all faeries have tattered wings?  

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

because most of them fail at flying.
why cant a duck be purple?  

[333sama333]

Because one day, when they were having a council, they decided to ban the purple duck forever.

Why does the world turn?  

[LizzieTheRose]

Because...I SAY SO!!!!!! XD

Why are you here?