Why did you divorce the person above you?

[BornToPlease]

Doesn't know what kind of "play" I meant  

[Afi_Kino]

She let too many people see the puppies. I didn't feel special.  

[Pure 3picness]

He had a giant hammer  

[BornToPlease]

Wouldn't tell me whether he thought I was beautiful or not

@ Trey: Sorry sexy, not my fault they are so big ;P  

[Pure 3picness]

Even after they divorced, she still hung around Trey  

[BornToPlease]

He still wouldn't tell me a "yes" or "no" answer

And was jealous of Trey and I being good friends  

[Pure 3picness]

She was becoming too "Friendly" with Trey  

[BornToPlease]

He kept bringing Trey into it when I only wanted to be with him  

[Pure 3picness]

Because I "jizzed" in my pants and was too embarrassed...  

[BornToPlease]

Was to embarrassed to stay as father of our child when I needed him to be the most  

[Pure 3picness]

Because she wouldn't spread her legs! scream  

[BornToPlease]

Didn't give me any reason to spread my legs for him! twisted  

[Pure 3picness]

Because I said so!  

[BornToPlease]

I spread my legs for him and he did nothing!  

[Pure 3picness]

I made too many children