Magical Soda Machine

[Ringlefinch]

Gets institutionalized on the grounds of incomprehensibility

Inserts Thread bare strait jacket

 

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Gets a mental patient who's a danger to himself and others
Inserts a large red turtle shell  

[lady ayami chan]

gets a naked koopa troopa that i chase down and jump on

inserts that same red shell in motion  

[Maune]

Gets a red dino with a long tongue

Inserts Mario Bros. Theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w2fi_f5OLY  

[Nei1]

Gets the late Lou.
Inserts WWF.  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets a course of steroids and leotard

Inserts hulk hogans leotard

 

[JustinShowcase]

Gets 24 inch pythons. cool

Inserts a body slam.  

[lady ayami chan]

gets a back injury

inserts chiropractor bills  

[Nei1]

Gets in debt.
Inserts a gun to rob with.  

[lady leko-chan]

gets smacked in the face with my own gun.

inserts an icepack  

[Nei1]

Gets a wet face.

Inserts a freezer.  

[Psyzapp]

Gets cold as ice. twisted

Inserts a chill down your spine.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: Queen Cristanos Thex *eye twitch*

Inserts: iron undergarments  

[Cruel-hearted Wench]

Gets colder than a witches t*t in a brass bra.
Inserts thermal underwear  

[Nei1]

Gets protected by the heat.
Inserts Roger Wilco.