"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[iFunkeh_u]

"i am a weak moron that doesn't know how to control my powers."
O.o
why is zOMG so addicting ?  

[xShushii]

because its educational;
who invented sushi?

 

[333sama333]

Sharks.

Why does it get cold?  

[Paper0clip]

because of the cruelty in the world.


Why do we need sleep?  

[333sama333]

Because if we don't, the evil cat monsters will come and eat us!

How did we ever think of monsters?  

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

it all started with a lughtbulb eating panda.

why does my phone not have signal? gonk  

[Bubbly Plain Jane]

the pigeon humping teh phone line outside might be teh problem.

Why the hell does my cat fight my other cat one moment, than groom said other cat the next?  

[BlueNeko13]

because it is my doing

what am I?  

[slimeyjoe]

a black guy

why is Oprah so popular?  

[Dark Mousett]

Cuz a feminist
why won't Brian leave?  

[censored due to coolness]

because his potassium was low and he wanted a muffin

why are zombies so not alive but not dead  

[Dark Mousett]

cuz they need revenge
Why can't we fly?  

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

because super fat people has their own gravitational pull and it keeps us on the ground
why is it when i like a guy and get over him, he ends up liking me?  

[Dark Mousett]

cuz thats men
why do i enjoy singing  

[Chirish63]

because it makes fish able to swim

why do guys break our hearts?