Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Arch angels assassin]

Because she : A.) Wouldn't take that outfit off and, B.) She always got the bed wet... And I'm not always sure it was water... confused  

[Asra Karimi]

Found out That He was a Boy  

[Arch angels assassin]

'Cause I found out that he was a dude... And he thought I was a chick.  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

On the first day of our marriage he stated doing to other women around the world  

[Asra Karimi]

She was a top secreat spy of a rival company  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

HE fizzled my soda all the time.  

[Asra Karimi]

we never done it in our 3 years of marrage  

[Guardian Hollow Hunter]

I found out she was a he  

[midnight_wolf_dream]

He was no my type.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

She got into bed more often with that tiger than me!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

It always bothered her that I always closed my eyes  

[Deathfrost]

Because she thought I was evil...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he looks evil biggrin  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

If i could, it would be because she has my soul in that pendant!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He kept running away from me