Corrupt a Digi-wish

[Sun Hou Yi]

Granted, instead of gaining weight you lose weight resulting you in eating yourself alive.

I wish I found the person who stole my figure, and it could never be taken from me again >A>  

[UnHolyFudge]

Granted, you find the man and get your figure back, however someone comes up and cuts your hand off taking both the figure and your hand with them.

I wish I had more Morgan Freeman's voice cards in Cards against humanity.  

[Sun Hou Yi]

Granted, however they all turned out to be Kaceytron cards in the end

I wish all my body parts were connected to me by an indestructible thread and would come back to me along with the figure sewn on my hand.  

[dragonianflame]

Levelknight

Granted, however they all turned out to be Kaceytron cards in the end

I wish all my body parts were connected to me by an indestructible thread and would come back to me along with the figure sewn on my hand.

granted, but when you use the treads you get tied up on everything.

I wish I could shut up navi from loz ocarina of time  

[KiroMishima]

Granted but now you dont get his amazing advice when you really in it and is now tramped in the water temple for eternity. WITH OUT THE ZORA TUNIC!!!

I wish that "I believe I can fly and touch the sky"  

[dragonianflame]

Darkfire Karan

Granted but now you dont get his amazing advice when you really in it and is now tramped in the water temple for eternity. WITH OUT THE ZORA TUNIC!!!

I wish that "I believe I can fly and touch the sky"

granted but when you touch the sky you lose your power to fly and fall like Icarus.

I wish I knew how to get through the water temple without navi's help or the zora tunic  

[Black_Blood Cat]

Your wish has been granted!
Sadly, you forgot to save and your game freezes. Now you have to do it all over again!

I wish to be more athletic * ^ *  

[dragonianflame]

granted but you will never be as athletic as you want.

I wish I could wish for wishful things.  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted, but your wishful things end up being stolen by goblins every time they appear.

I wish everyone had loving pets.  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but the loving pets only love so much, and afterwards don't love anymore.

I wish the goblins wouldn't steal my stuffs  

[ArtificialJellyfish]

dragonianflame

granted, but the loving pets only love so much, and afterwards don't love anymore.

I wish the goblins wouldn't steal my stuffs

Granted, but the goblins steal everyone else's stuff, and you will never get anything new.

I wish we all lived in an anime. (I'm watching Yu Yu Hakusho and I'm too tired to think of a non-weeaboo wish xD)  

[Sorgaren]

Wish granted, but you live in the Attack on Titan universe.

I wish that my chocolate milk did not taste like clams.  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted, but now it tastes like brussel sprouts.

I wish I could use a sword.  

[ArtificialJellyfish]

Boku_ha_Ronnel

Granted, but now it tastes like brussel sprouts.

I wish I could use a sword.

Granted but you now have an uncontrollable desire to stab literally everything.

I wish I was the most powerful magical girl and that I could stop witches from existing.  

[Sorgaren]

Granted, but you do not become God-oka and your soul is devoured by Kyubei.

I wish that my bed were more comfortable. It is not an accurate corruption that it would be so comfortable that I never left my bed again; that would be perfectly okay with me. xD