Ruin My Wish game

[JTN]

Granted. But he's now very, very horny...

*invests in anti-hump leg guards*



I wish more people would recognize the awesome taste sensation that is pineapple and anchovy thin-crust pizza.  

[Pentium 6.0]

Granted. But now that everyone loves and eats it, the entire world's supply of pineapples and anchovies have been exhausted. I hope you enjoyed your last pineapple and anchovy thin-crust pizza!

I wish I could breathe underwater!

heart  

[michibane]

GRANTED!
But you die from breathing in the air

I wish I had 1mil gold  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

Granted, but you and thousands of other gaians wish for the same thing, giving way to inflation. Now, 1 million gold is worth about...oh, 3000.

I wish I had perfect memory (great for tests and quizzes of the mathematical category... biggrin )  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted, but unfortunately just as you got this gift, you saw your ugly, 95 year old neighbor who thinks that walking outside in the nude to grab the newspaper is okay...you then quickly sold your soul to lose all of your memory.



I wish it would stop raining!

 

[Chief Sankofa]

granted, but just as you make your wish a massive heat wave hits your town, and you all slowly roast alive in your own skin.

I wish for a pirate ship pirate

 

[Xx_MischeviousAngel_xX]

Granted, you set out for sea immediatly, then crash into a rock & drown.

I wish I had green eyes.
 

[Miumarie]

Granted, but someone who absolutely hates the color green stabs your eyes out.

I wish tall people would shrink to like, 1 foot tall.  

[Xx_MischeviousAngel_xX]

Granted, but afterwards, you were considered tall, so you shrank as well.

I wish I was tall....  

[HeavyHarvester]

Granted , but after your wish you walk into your house hit your head on the ceiling fan and now your in a coma for the rest of your life.


I wish the earth was flat.  

[JTN]

Granted, but now you live on the Underside, the world's underbelly, the recipient of the entire population's accrued digestive waste.


I wish people weren't so mean...  

[michibane]

Granted!
But you go insane from the lackingness of sarcasm and commit suicide

I wish my MP3 player wasn't broken  

[Miumarie]

Granted, but you drop it in a puddle of water five seconds later.  

[Skyeblue777]

0oLoveAnnieo0

Granted, but you drop it in a puddle of water five seconds later.

What's your wish.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Skyeblue777

0oLoveAnnieo0

Granted, but you drop it in a puddle of water five seconds later.

What's your wish.

What's your wish?
:3

I wish people made wishes.