Corrupt A Wish

[Whee Glee Me]

Japan gets wiped off the face of earth

I want to be able to talk to animals  

[NanikaYuki]

The animals will downgrade and knock your self esteem to the brink of suicidal thoughts as you drown your sorrows in cheap malt-liquor

... I Wish I could breath underwater  

[Fire Blackheart]

The oil from the spill floats towards you and you die.

I wish none of you could corrupt my wish. xD  

[Freezing Taco]

then ******** off.

i wish for the number 6.  

[Fire Blackheart]

(xD ******** off? WTF does that hafta do with it? xDDD Fail)  

[Cognitohazard]

The number 6 eats you.

I wish I was friends with an alien.  

[Fire Blackheart]

Sadly, your alien invites a few comrades over and they blow you up.

I wish I could have the hottest girl in the world. xDD  

[Freezing Taco]

granted, but the girls beat you to death with bats.
(dude if we cant currupt your wish then ******** off.xD)

i wish for the world to blow up.  

[DoctorE3]

world blows up but comes back all togehther messed up with rocks inside people,and people inside people and people inside rocks(didnt think anyone could corrupt it eh?)
i wish i had every known super power in the world  

[Cognitohazard]

Including the one where you spontaneously explode.

I wish I knew how to play guitar.  

[xukshia]

When you buy the guitar, it instantly thinks you're the instrument and plays you.

I wish I could have more time.  

[NanikaYuki]

Time never existed!!!


I wish I could make a wish that can't get corrupted because it itself is corrupted enough...but its never enough  

[Muskrat Master]

Granted. But you just blew out your brain stem.


I wish fish could really fly.  

[Hexx_What]

Granted. But you can never touch land again.

I wish I had an air conditioner  

[Sergeant Grik]

You get one. Then it falls on you and kills you.

I wish I had a parrot that I could teach to say yohoho rum