Corrupt-A-Wish Game ! ☃

[eukleia]

Wish granted. No one comes near you because they're afraid to hear your theme song over and over again. You become a loner.

I wish I could learn Korean..  

[Iradesca]

Wish granted, but you learn the original dialect from a drunk old hermit, so it's gibberish anyway and no one understands you.

I wish I could fly.  

[AINGELPROJECT667]

Granted, but you can only fly in one direction.

I wish that cars didn't produce so much pollution.  

[thegoodsamaritan]

Wish granted, but now they're all driven by morons who go 15 mph below the speed limit AT ALL TIMES.

I wish for the power of cryokinesis.  

[reality is too cruel]

Granted, but you end up freezing yourself to death.

I wish i hadn't made such a stupid mistake in one of my roleplays...I feel like such an idiot.  

[Echowindsong]

Granted, but now you can never post on the roleplay again. sad

I wish I had a cookie.  

[thegoodsamaritan]

Wish granted, but the secret ingredient is cyanide.

I wish I had a really cool cosplay costume.  

[Fernflyer]

Wish granted, but your costly costume made you look like such a good character, and zillions of fangirls thought you were the real person, and swarmed around you. You weren't able to get rid of them for 5 hours.

I wish that I didn't have a cold. ><  

[ashleighk97]

Granted, but now you have a fever...? sweatdrop
I wish some of my role plays could be real.. twisted  

[AINGELPROJECT667]

Granted, but then you die in one of them.

I wish that my dorm didn't smell like cheese.  

[Fernflyer]

Wish granted, but now it smells like a skunk.

I wish that I didn't have to read a boring book for language arts. :/  

[thegoodsamaritan]

Wish granted. Now you get to read Brave New World.

I wish for the sword of Excalibur.  

[Dragonspirit32]

Wish granted, Excualiber meet your head.

I wish for all the music in the world. At least the good ones!  

[Cognitohazard]

You get all the music in the world.... stuck in your head, all at once. Your brain implodes.

I wish bigots wouldn't parade around Yahoo News, blaming the Muslims for every explosion.  

[thegoodsamaritan]

Wish granted- now they all blame you. In the face of so many claims, the FBI cannot discount it as coincidence. You are taken into custody as a terrorist.

I wish for the power to breathe underwater.