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 Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:17 pm
Wish granted. No one comes near you because they're afraid to hear your theme song over and over again. You become a loner.
I wish I could learn Korean..
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:41 pm
Wish granted, but you learn the original dialect from a drunk old hermit, so it's gibberish anyway and no one understands you.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:23 pm
Granted, but you can only fly in one direction.I wish that cars didn't produce so much pollution.
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:27 pm
Wish granted, but now they're all driven by morons who go 15 mph below the speed limit AT ALL TIMES.
I wish for the power of cryokinesis.
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:51 pm
Granted, but you end up freezing yourself to death.
I wish i hadn't made such a stupid mistake in one of my roleplays...I feel like such an idiot.
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:05 pm
Granted, but now you can never post on the roleplay again. sad
I wish I had a cookie.
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:55 pm
Wish granted, but the secret ingredient is cyanide.
I wish I had a really cool cosplay costume.
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:17 pm
Wish granted, but your costly costume made you look like such a good character, and zillions of fangirls thought you were the real person, and swarmed around you. You weren't able to get rid of them for 5 hours.
I wish that I didn't have a cold. ><
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:22 pm
Granted, but now you have a fever...? sweatdrop
I wish some of my role plays could be real.. twisted
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:13 pm
Granted, but then you die in one of them.
I wish that my dorm didn't smell like cheese.
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:01 pm
Wish granted, but now it smells like a skunk.
I wish that I didn't have to read a boring book for language arts. :/
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:08 am
Wish granted. Now you get to read Brave New World.
I wish for the sword of Excalibur.
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:53 am
Wish granted, Excualiber meet your head.
I wish for all the music in the world. At least the good ones!
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:29 pm
You get all the music in the world.... stuck in your head, all at once. Your brain implodes.
I wish bigots wouldn't parade around Yahoo News, blaming the Muslims for every explosion.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:11 pm
Wish granted- now they all blame you. In the face of so many claims, the FBI cannot discount it as coincidence. You are taken into custody as a terrorist.
I wish for the power to breathe underwater.
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