The "If...Then..." Game

[Minnta Aloripma]

I still wouldn't go anywhere near you

If hunnic nunnic buns who liked guns suddenly invaded  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd wonder who spiked my drink.


If you mistook a proctologist for a dentist...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Then I would wonder what was going to happen since I don't know what a proctologist is.

If you suddenly woke up duct taped to a chair with someone trying to poke your eyes out with hangers while breaking your bones with a hammer...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Then I would be in agonizing pain, never wanting to relive that day ever again... if I lived through it.

If I took over your mind...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Then you would wish you hadn't. My mind is a scary place that makes no sense

If jellyfish eat souls  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

They could work for Lord Death.

If I ruled the world.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Then I wouldn't want to live in it anymore

If my dog stopped sleeping under my desk...  

[Knoxlysia X]

then you wouldnt have a auto foot warmer.

if you suddenly woke up in the world of an anime series...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Then I would wonder just what I ate last night and if someone spiked it...

If it started raining donkeys  

[Valiant Fenris]

I would need a high tension titanium umbrella

If your mother-in-law was visiting  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I would wonder who the hell I married.


If I was walking towards you while putting on medical examination gloves...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I would start running

If the world ran on donuts  

[Ayame-Yuura]

there'd be no cops

If there were no cops (ever)...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Total anarchy. Duh.


If I stabbed you with a rubber chicken...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I'd behead you with a spoon!

If everything was upside down