Why Not Cafe Hangout

[ZimbuTessen]

So? I'm a manga-ka, And a shinobi. Wooptie damn doo!"  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I'm a torture holic writer of fantasy/thriller/romances  

[ZimbuTessen]

Now I'm bored. Anyone want to fight? If I'm not entertained, I get really messed up.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

*punches yo in teh face* Man-to-Man!  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

*nuzzles*

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[ZimbuTessen]

Sidesteps. You couldn't hit me if I was paralyzed.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

*fills room with carbon monoxide*

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[Ayame-Yuura]

*hands Jaxx a gasmask and puts one on herself* Good job, Jax!  

[ZimbuTessen]

Unaffected. I barely have to breath. Not human and all.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Riiiight.... Let's see through your bluff. *waits 5 more minutes for it to kick in* cool Still human!...  

[ZimbuTessen]

Hey now, don't you chara-control me. Only I say what happens to me, and I say I ain't human. If anyone gave a damn enough about me, they would know that.

Manager Secret Technique! New Rule: Maid Uniform Requirement! Maid uniforms ninja poof onto everyone.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Good news~! I'm just a customer~! Whatcha say to that, huh? OMG! *looks at Jax* MAID UNIFORM JAXXXX!!!!  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

*uniform catches on fire* ..... This maid uniform isn't Jax proofed. All my clothes are.

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[ZimbuTessen]

Jax, that is by far the coolest and funniest thing I've heard all week. You have the day off.  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

-Chooses to be a waitress for the moment, walks up to Zimbu-

Hello there Sir, how are you? My name is Scarlet. What can I get for you today?