Never ending story......

[Altae]

..Mercury is in retrograde, so Jupiter's influence make fires a no-no. However, it also increases the power of...  

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loooove! the fire and the 'loooove' fused together thus causing both cher and justin to become beautiful people (with hair and non-burned skin) and they skipped off into the sunset. little did they know that.....  

[Jacqueeeeline]

Elmo and Elmer fud were plotting to steal their beauty and used it to take over the world and make everyone look like....  

[French Fried Octopus]

octopus's. but what a mistake they made because they took their tentacles and used them to......  

[Jacqueeeeline]

try and kill donald trump to take over his company but...  

[Altae]

...Donald Trump suddenly keels over from a heart attack! All his contestants for "The apprentice" begin fighting tooth-and-nail over who takes his place, when suddenly...  

[Jijinan]

The clouds parted to open the heavens. And who else was to come from those clouds but Chuck Norris. The cast became speechless with shock, and knew that they had no choice but to bow down to the new head of the company. Now at the thrown, Chuck Norris decided to....  

[Jacqueeeeline]

killing off the unworthy aprentence contestants and decided to hire Elmo instead but Elmo was not able to do so because he was....  

[Bri_Kilala]

a retard. So Elmo's retarted self skipped like an idiot and did ballerina moves and hit Chuck Norris in the face causing...  

[Jacqueeeeline]

external damage to poor chuck norris so chuck norris did his karate moves on elmo causing him....  

[CainZeros]

....To die of blood loss. Then Chuck Norris....  

[Jijinan]

...decided that because Elmo was a complete failure, he knew that only a few would be needed to control the world. So Chuck Norris, knowing his new plan would not fail, brought out his new secret weapons. For his security team he hired the Teletubbies, and seated to the right of his powerful thrown was none other than Barney. However, there was one flaw in his plan...  

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...barney was colorblind and could not give the correct orders to the right Teletubbies. this caused terrible confusion and then...  

[Bri_Kilala]

the Teletubbies stupid as they are didn't know what to do. So they then just skipped off to different directions which ruines all of Chuck Norris's plans...  

[Bri_Kilala]

so chuck norris got a gun and shot all the Teletubbies and took the things off their heads to...