Guild Birthdays

[JoyRose]

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JoyRose

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JoyRose

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I focus on posting in this guild lots, but the reason my own guilds has bump threads is so I can post in them and hope that someone else posts in them too.

I really appreciate all the time you spend here helping keep this little guild active and fun! emotion_hug

Thanks for the hugs.

Now I have something humorous to share...

All men have two onions protecting their celery at their core
All ladies have two melons up top and bell peppers at their core.
When in heat, the ladies' bell peppers change from green to red.
But...regardless of gender, everyone has a set of buns protecting their vegetable fronts.

Okay, now who laughed because I was aiming for funny, though it was dirty food humor.

I never noticed my bell peppers being green mrgreen

Its a figurative green. Green = normal color

Hmm, my normal color is pink. lol  

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JoyRose

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JoyRose

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JoyRose

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I focus on posting in this guild lots, but the reason my own guilds has bump threads is so I can post in them and hope that someone else posts in them too.

I really appreciate all the time you spend here helping keep this little guild active and fun! emotion_hug

Thanks for the hugs.

Now I have something humorous to share...

All men have two onions protecting their celery at their core
All ladies have two melons up top and bell peppers at their core.
When in heat, the ladies' bell peppers change from green to red.
But...regardless of gender, everyone has a set of buns protecting their vegetable fronts.

Okay, now who laughed because I was aiming for funny, though it was dirty food humor.

I never noticed my bell peppers being green mrgreen

Its a figurative green. Green = normal color

Hmm, my normal color is pink. lol

Have you ever heard of a pink bell pepper? I haven't.  

[JoyRose]

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JoyRose

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JoyRose

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Thanks for the hugs.

Now I have something humorous to share...

All men have two onions protecting their celery at their core
All ladies have two melons up top and bell peppers at their core.
When in heat, the ladies' bell peppers change from green to red.
But...regardless of gender, everyone has a set of buns protecting their vegetable fronts.

Okay, now who laughed because I was aiming for funny, though it was dirty food humor.

I never noticed my bell peppers being green mrgreen

Its a figurative green. Green = normal color

Hmm, my normal color is pink. lol

Have you ever heard of a pink bell pepper? I haven't.

Nope. Now that I think about it, I can't think of any pink veggies. Oh well.  

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JoyRose

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JoyRose

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JoyRose

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Thanks for the hugs.

Now I have something humorous to share...

All men have two onions protecting their celery at their core
All ladies have two melons up top and bell peppers at their core.
When in heat, the ladies' bell peppers change from green to red.
But...regardless of gender, everyone has a set of buns protecting their vegetable fronts.

Okay, now who laughed because I was aiming for funny, though it was dirty food humor.

I never noticed my bell peppers being green mrgreen

Its a figurative green. Green = normal color

Hmm, my normal color is pink. lol

Have you ever heard of a pink bell pepper? I haven't.

Nope. Now that I think about it, I can't think of any pink veggies. Oh well.

So, you get what I mean by figurative now, right? Normally a bell pepper is green, whereas normally your v****a is pink. That is the analogy I was making. But, when you have your period, your v****a changes into the same color as a bell pepper, which is red. Hence the joke I was trying to make.  

[JoyRose]

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So, you get what I mean by figurative now, right? Normally a bell pepper is green, whereas normally your v****a is pink. That is the analogy I was making. But, when you have your period, your v****a changes into the same color as a bell pepper, which is red. Hence the joke I was trying to make.

I understood from the beginning, just don't think the green pepper works as well as the rest of the joke. Besides, when you have your period, you are the opposite of "in heat."  

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JoyRose

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So, you get what I mean by figurative now, right? Normally a bell pepper is green, whereas normally your v****a is pink. That is the analogy I was making. But, when you have your period, your v****a changes into the same color as a bell pepper, which is red. Hence the joke I was trying to make.

I understood from the beginning, just don't think the green pepper works as well as the rest of the joke. Besides, when you have your period, you are the opposite of "in heat."

what vegetable would you use to describe a v****a then?  

[JoyRose]

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So, you get what I mean by figurative now, right? Normally a bell pepper is green, whereas normally your v****a is pink. That is the analogy I was making. But, when you have your period, your v****a changes into the same color as a bell pepper, which is red. Hence the joke I was trying to make.

I understood from the beginning, just don't think the green pepper works as well as the rest of the joke. Besides, when you have your period, you are the opposite of "in heat."

what vegetable would you use to describe a v****a then?

Something long and open-able, like green beans or snow peas?  

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JoyRose

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So, you get what I mean by figurative now, right? Normally a bell pepper is green, whereas normally your v****a is pink. That is the analogy I was making. But, when you have your period, your v****a changes into the same color as a bell pepper, which is red. Hence the joke I was trying to make.

I understood from the beginning, just don't think the green pepper works as well as the rest of the joke. Besides, when you have your period, you are the opposite of "in heat."

what vegetable would you use to describe a v****a then?

Something long and open-able, like green beans or snow peas?

Ah, but vaginas do not have round things inside, so that doesn't exactly work. And they are more roundish than long. A fuzzy vegetable that is kind of roundish, and when opened it looks like a butt.

That's why bell peppers work. Bell peppers have a bumpy bottom, but when opened, the seeds are along the walls, where is where they are in a v****a. Also when bell peppers are opened, they have the shape of a butt.  

[JoyRose]

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So, you get what I mean by figurative now, right? Normally a bell pepper is green, whereas normally your v****a is pink. That is the analogy I was making. But, when you have your period, your v****a changes into the same color as a bell pepper, which is red. Hence the joke I was trying to make.

I understood from the beginning, just don't think the green pepper works as well as the rest of the joke. Besides, when you have your period, you are the opposite of "in heat."

what vegetable would you use to describe a v****a then?

Something long and open-able, like green beans or snow peas?

Ah, but vaginas do not have round things inside, so that doesn't exactly work. And they are more roundish than long. A fuzzy vegetable that is kind of roundish, and when opened it looks like a butt.

That's why bell peppers work. Bell peppers have a bumpy bottom, but when opened, the seeds are along the walls, where is where they are in a v****a. Also when bell peppers are opened, they have the shape of a butt.

Ok. Too bad they don't come in pink. xd  

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JoyRose

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So, you get what I mean by figurative now, right? Normally a bell pepper is green, whereas normally your v****a is pink. That is the analogy I was making. But, when you have your period, your v****a changes into the same color as a bell pepper, which is red. Hence the joke I was trying to make.

I understood from the beginning, just don't think the green pepper works as well as the rest of the joke. Besides, when you have your period, you are the opposite of "in heat."

what vegetable would you use to describe a v****a then?

Something long and open-able, like green beans or snow peas?

Ah, but vaginas do not have round things inside, so that doesn't exactly work. And they are more roundish than long. A fuzzy vegetable that is kind of roundish, and when opened it looks like a butt.

That's why bell peppers work. Bell peppers have a bumpy bottom, but when opened, the seeds are along the walls, where is where they are in a v****a. Also when bell peppers are opened, they have the shape of a butt.

Ok. Too bad they don't come in pink. xd

That would be the only way to make the joke better, I agree. But I worked with what I had.  

[JoyRose]

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Ahem getting back on topic, Happy birthday to all July villagers.  

[JoyRose]

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Ahem getting back on topic, Happy birthday to all July villagers.

Absolutely! Don't forget to post in the July Birthday thread, too! wink  

[Bella Chou v1]

Hai everyone -waves- I'm Bella I've been around a long time, I enjoy dressing my avi, meeting and making new friends, I love helping others!! My birthday is in April c:  

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Happy birthday Goldine! And to all the August villagers.