Jaffar's Wish Making Corruption

[Countess Valentine]

Wish granted, but it happens to be a keyblade, and it leaves you immediately because you aren't the one who is supposed to wield it.
I wish I had enough gold to buy this month's special item.  

[lycoris_moon29]

your wiish is granted but some glitch turns your item into trash.

i wish i had a valentine.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but your valentine is the last person you want to date.

I wish I didn't see what happened last night (Believe me, you don't want to know.)  

[Countess Valentine]

Wish granted, but the same thing happens in the morning.

I wish that I could talk to all of my friends on Gaia in person.  

[SoraRoxas102]

wish granted but u r now stuck in the computer and cant get out
i wish i could live Sora's life  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but you will be kill by the first battle boss.

I wish my roommate would just go home for the weekend.  

[SoraRoxas102]

wish granted but someone moves in who is even more enoying

i wish i could beat KHII 100%  

[Revolutious]

Your wish is granted but as soon as you reach 100% all your saves delete themselves and oyu must start over.

I wish i had the skill to make the best katanas in the world.  

[lycoris_moon29]

Your wish is granted but they are all confiscated by the government and they melt the metal into sheet metal for house building.

I wish i had a crown.  

[Countess Valentine]

Wish granted, but it gets stuck in your hair, and tears all of your hair out.

I wish...that Jaffar couldn't corrupt my wishes/dreams  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but someone else will take his place and corrupts your wishes/dreams.

I wish....... everyone a Chinese New Year. ((What? I'm Chinese, okay?))  

[lycoris_moon29]

your wish is granted but you find out all the people ypu hoped to have a good Chinese new Year are actually Sheep and tehir year is teh worst thing ever!

I wish my hair wasn't as curly as it is now.  

[Immortalcrystal95]

Your wish is granted--you have no hair.
I wish to have a sound proof room. For the sake of not hearing the chinese dramas from the living room.  

[lycoris_moon29]

your wish is granted but a new horrible sound emerges...an annoying creaking noise that you dont even what to guess where its coming from...

i wish my bologna didnt have a first name. XD  

[Countess Valentine]

Wish granted, but it's last name replaces it's first name. XD

...I wish I were Leila from Fire Emblem 7, and I didn't die.