.::Killing The Persons Wish Above You::.

[-werewolf-grl-743-]

wish granted but u spilled paint on it

i wish my bf didnt hover around or stand by my side 24/7  

[Link_to_Your_Destiny]

Granted but he never was ever around you anymore.

I wish people weren't bastards.  

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted. But now they are so nice they are getting on your nerves.

I wish i had some food.  

[[Lacrimosa]]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I could have season three of The Tudors on DVD.  

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but you come to realize they completely bucther the show.

I wish i knew what my avi was missing.  

[[Lacrimosa]]

Granted, but it's an item so expensive, you'll never be able to afford it.

I wish I had a drivers liscence.  

[Link_to_Your_Destiny]

Granted but as soon as you get behind the wheel you crash.

I wish I had more bacon.  

[[Lacrimosa]]

Granted, but it's raw and you have no way to cook it.

I wish I had a case of Pepsi throw back.  

[anticupid16]

Granted, but it exploded as soon as it was within five feet of you and the entire product was recalled for good

I wish I could call my sister right now  

[[Lacrimosa]]

Granted, but her phone is broken so you can't hear what she says.

I wish my cat would stop trying to steal my chair. >_>  

[anticupid16]

The cat suddenly becomes a ferocious tiger and eats you, sorry, wish not granted

I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts  

[[Lacrimosa]]

Granted, but they all fall on your head, killing you from the head trauma.

I wish that my friends would text me. D:  

[anticupid16]

Granted, but all of them say they hate you for various nonsensical reasons.

I wish my iPod didn't have a crack through the screen *glares at cousin*  

[[Lacrimosa]]

(Psht, they do that anyways.)

Granted, but that's because you don't even own an iPod.

I wish I had more batteries for my CD player.  

[anticupid16]

Granted, but once you put them in, the whole player blows up

And I wish...that the sky were yellow