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 Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:42 pm
-laughs- I'm so glad my 'date' is my sister. <3
Well, Chocobo, you get your wish.
Your theme song plays... but it's as annoying to you as the sound of screetching nails on a chalkboard, and you're forced to listen to it almost constantly. Meaning you have to stay out of bars, limiting your choice of single women, which ends up leaving you depressed, sexless, and living in your parent's house at >40.
I wish I could swim 500 yards freestyle in 5minutes flat, without dying.
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 8:35 am
Granted but then you can't stop so the rest of your life is spent swimming
I wish I win my softball game today
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 12:29 pm
Granted! But you break you're ankle from celebrating too hard later and wind up not being able to play softball anymore.
I wish a special event suddenly appeared to me.
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:16 pm
Granted! But your computer freezes right before you click it. So you can't get it.. ;-;
I wish I was a feline o.o
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:02 pm
Granted!
But your owner is abusive.
I wish I had a queen sized bed to sleep in.
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:52 pm
Granted. But you have to share it with a really big person who takes up most of the room.
I wish all my current quests where done so I could go for my very last one...
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:33 pm
Granted but then you lose your items.
I wish I didn't have a brother.
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:46 pm
wish granted, but you have a tom-boy sister who is ten times worse then your brother...
I wish I was still in my graphic arts class that the stupid school made me drop
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:43 pm
Granted, but you got kicked out the same day.
I wish it was 9:00 Oo;
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 9:16 pm
It is now 9:00. And it will be 9:00. Forever...and ever...and ever...and ever...
I wish someone would fix this hole in my sock so it'll stop pinching my toes.
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 9:41 pm
Granted, but you step on a landmine and lose your feet
I wish that I could fly
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:10 pm
Granted, but you have no balance or sense of direction, so you run into a skyscraper.
I wish that I had a niftier, working camera.
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 11:27 pm
Granted! The camera works great! Maybe a little too great... This camera happens to STEAL THE SOULS of whoever it takes pictures of. twisted But of course you don't know this, and as luck would have it, you decide it'd be fun to use your camera to take some nifty new pics for your myspace..... Your family pulls the plug after a week.
I wish I had a (computer) mouse that didn't get all kinds of cathair and gunk stuck inside it.
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 11:31 pm
Granted, but only because your cat ran away.
I wish I had all As.
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:40 am
Granted, but then your SAT or A.C.T. scores (I assume you're American) are so poor and your extracurricular activities nonexistent that none of the colleges you applied to accept you.
I wish I will graduate from college among the top 10% of my class. xd
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