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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:37 pm
Loooonnng paaaannnts! Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everybody thinks I'm a broom. You're not a broom?!
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:48 pm
This is one of my favourite sbemails of all time!!
Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
You're a girl, or maybe a wagon filled up with pancakes!
A wagon fulla pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!
The pamcakes wins! Showdown!
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:10 am
So. tell me Strong Sad, how do you feel?
I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I feel unlunchiable. I can't remember my leg!
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:02 pm
Guts, guts, and might Liftin' weights and feelin' all right It's a showdown going downtown You're gonna mess around showdown Put your nose down showdown
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:43 pm
Say hello to my secret weapon, and your DOOM!! Killingyouguy!!
WAAAAOOH WAAAAAAOOH WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:19 pm
Mmm. Thanks for the serum, boys. Now I won't be kidnapped.
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:53 pm
Yes, and for my next parlor trick, I shant make anything appear!! voip! Oh, um....hi.
You brightly colored buffoon!! You've ruined my vaudville!
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:42 am
Wow. Just look at all these Strong Bad-related faces. What an all-star cast! What say we all form a supergroup and record a number one jam!
All my Strong Bad doppelgängers represent. Sesquicentenn-email, 2005. I-I mean six.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:08 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:49 pm
So that's your evil plan? To waste water?
AND not pay for it!
I gotta tell you Strongbadman, this part of your comic is pretty boring. I'm gonna to see what's going on further down the page. Jump!
Oh! Now we're talking!
You're not kidding!
Wha?
Now we have expanded basic cable. Stolen from my neighbor!
Who's writing this issue? The geniuses behind "She Hulk?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:48 pm
I'm no apothecary, but before you trek long and wide on the Muskeegee trail, don't forget to try Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders! Nothing else increases brain juice quite like it! Once again, that's Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders. Whisk away the worries!
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:33 pm
At this point, the test subject, was dead.
I was not dead!
Shut up. And all of this data could only bring us to one conclusion: ...Strong Sad's adopted.
That's not true either!
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:22 pm
That worked for maybe a week or so, but then the strip was sadly canceled when the last living reader, a Civil War veteran and creamed corn enthusiast, died. They tried to creep back into the mainstream years later with the release of the "King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener?!" But, considering, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 only lasted 3 days, they didn't sell too many.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:32 pm
Back then, it was considered a form of treason to print the word "poop" in the paper, so instead they called the Poopsmith "Mushy Chamberpot", which is actually pretty funny sounding.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:33 pm
You'd better believe it Seb, I can run I can do cartwheels for a mile!
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