Wish Granted

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

Kewl I have a pet monkey!!!!!!!!!!!

you get you extention but you find out that it wasn't due till next month. lol

I wish I knew what was for dinner.  

[ru4nekoss]

oh crap sry clawz.. sweatdrop

wish granted *gives you food but its from Mc D.*


i wish rectal cancer didn't exist  

[xXBurned_Before_DawnXx]

umm wish fail  

[DickSmasher]

I wish I had my iPhone NOW .

 

[ru4nekoss]

@Twilitereaper1: you can't just say wish fail... you gotta corrupt it and you didn't even make a wish!


wish granted but it has a short battery life

I wish I was not in pain  

[cruelrule IV]

wish granted but five seconds after the pain killers kick in you get a huge headrush and get knocked by an oncoming bus and attacked by an angry mob of homeless people afterwards
i wish i had 1 million gold  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

wish granted but you live live in a world where 1 million gold equals about 1 dollar.

and come on, bus and homeless people for pain!?!?!?

I wish that peoples courruptions of wishes were at least an effort.  

[thatgirlwholaughsalot]

Wish granted but people spend too much time corrupting wishes and up writing books/paragraphs/walls of text instead of sentences.

I wish I had a chocolate cake.