Corrupt a Wish

[`wall flower]

Granted, but then the waffles become alive and eat YOU!

I wish I had better art skills.  

[A DeJa Vu]

Granted but you are accused of copying famouse artwork


I wish my mom wouldn't nag at me about everything  

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

Bam! She doesn't but because she doesn't you forget everything and die of confusion!!!!

I wish for Gwee!  

[non lo so]

Granted, but upon equipping it you mysteriously contract the Bubonic Plague. surprised

I wish for a digeridoo.  

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

you get one......but it's filled with Mosquitoes!!!! AAAHH!!!

I wish for 2 Gwees 4laugh  

[Mechanical Intercourse]

Granted, but they both form a plot to kill you.

I wish I would stop listening to Spice Girls.
;_;  

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

granted. I smash you Ipod, MP3, computer and CD players twisted

I wish for.....you guessed it.....3 GWEES!!!  

[mellygirl562]

Extremist-Saint-Joey

granted. I smash you Ipod, MP3, computer and CD players twisted

I wish for.....you guessed it.....3 GWEES!!!

POOF! You have three gwees! But they all blow fire at you and you die a horrible, hot death.

I wish I had a coco.

 

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

granted, but it claws you and deforms your face!

I would like...........4 GWEES!!!  

[A DeJa Vu]

^ GRANTED BUT THEY MUTE YOU SO YOU CAN'T WISH FOR THEM ANYMORE!



I wish they let me live  

[non lo so]

Granted but in return for your life doctors implant the entire score of Highschool Musical 2 in your head. You soon commit suicide.

I wish I lived in a foam panopticon.  

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

granted, but the foam melts and encases you in foam! (obviously xp )

I wish for the money to buy 5 Gwees (ha!)  

[The Ravenn King]

u get the qwees but they eat u
i wish i had food  

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

you get it....but it's poisened!!!

I wish for world Gwees!  

[The Ravenn King]

u get a world of qwees but they ate 2 much and covered the world in feces
i wish 4 money i guess