Why did you divorce the person above you?

[iiGLaDOS]

Because he stole my cookies!  

[HazyKoala]

Because she called me a HE scream
I'M A GIRL  

[iiGLaDOS]

Oops, I must've been mistaken...
Because YOU wore HIGH HEELS! D:
Expensive ones at that.. that you made yourself and I broke!
>: X  

[Deathfrost]

Because she watches movies about sparkly vampires that look like someone threw glitter on them.... (lol)  

[iiGLaDOS]

Because he mentions Twilight and sparkling fairies....


I do notl ike twilight... Carlisle made sense I'll take Tru Blood thank you.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She always wanted me to go somewhere everytime i fall asleep  

[iiGLaDOS]

Because he looks at porn sites >.> ....  

[Deathfrost]

Because she forced me to watch twilight...& Twilight/glitter fairies= automatic divorce...(lol)  

[iiGLaDOS]

Because he hates Kefka! D:<
You HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Kefka!

I told you: The movies sucked : / Why do tou insist I even like that failed... thing? (As if it were poison)  

[Deathfrost]

Because she assumes that I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Kefka, but I have no idea what/who that is... & because she doesn't seem to have a sense of humor... and because she looks more evil than me...& because she allowed someone else to steal her cookies when she knew I wanted them... twisted  

[iiGLaDOS]

He doesn't know the God that destroyed our world! D:
He gave us no hope in loght! He suceeded them all! KEFKA!

Because YOU SIR! Are not Kefka!
And YOU SIR! Did not destroy all life and left the world in ruins!  

[Deathfrost]

Because she lied & said she would personally introduce me to Kefka but she didn't... sad  

[HazyKoala]

He could buy himself all sorts of gold and jewels but didn't buy ME any.  

[Deathfrost]

Because she wouldn't share he Muffin... twisted  

[iiGLaDOS]

Because he never bought me the TRUCK I wanted..it was a car!