Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deathfrost]

Because she stole my car & tried to say i bought it for her... twisted  

[BornToPlease]

Uhhh me no want to divorce him so uhh hmm wink  

[HazyKoala]

The wings kept hitting me in the face.  

[BornToPlease]

She kept taking my picture without permission.  

[iiGLaDOS]

Because she did not fear my awesome power..or cried about it...or pee'd her pants about it....  

[Don Pepperoni]

Because I finally sobered up.  

[iiGLaDOS]

Because he did not let mek ill him! ; ^ ;  

[DeniedSoldier]

because she scares me  

[BornToPlease]

Because he kept stabbing me as we slept.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

slaps me hits me everytime she see's me with another girl,she was just a friend!  

[BornToPlease]

Thought I hurt him for being with other girls. Accusing me of the wrong things.  

[iiGLaDOS]

Didn;t let me destroy the world >.>
And jumps to conclusions.  

[A Bloody Band Aid]

Always reading and not paying attention to me.

And so the bloody band aid speaks....

 

[iiGLaDOS]

Commited Adultery while I was overseas!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because i went to rehab