Magical Soda Machine

[babyshinobi]

gets spiderman exiting the batcave with a bewildered look on his face
inserts a marvel comicbook character  

[Psyzapp]

Prays "Wolverine" is part of the Marvel comic book characters because Hugh Jackman is HAWT!

Inserts a wolverine claw.  

[Nei1]

Gets adamantium based claws.
Inserts photon based Nei's claws.  

[Fallicious Flavor]

Gets Nei.

Inserts a Tiger's claw.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Gets an angry repairman wondering what idiot would put in tiger claws.

Inserts a dollar.  

[Nei1]

Gets stripper.
Inserts a pole to dance on.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Gets a team of firemen sliding down it
Inserts a dalmation  

[lady leko-chan]

gets 101!! eek

inserts a fur coat  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets a naked and very angry mink army follow you home with potato peelers

Inserts potato peel

 

[lady leko-chan]

gets a very yummy potato chip!!

inserts a vat of cooking oil  

[Nei1]

Gets oily skin.
Inserts a greased up deaf guy.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Gets the Family Guy reference.
Inserts an encounter with a giant chicken.  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Gets to the other side of the road. xd

Inserts a handful of gravel.  

[Nei1]

Gets a few scratches.
Inserts asphalt.  

[Fallicious Flavor]

Gets scraped arms and legs.
Inserts a Motorcycle