Why did you divorce the person above you?

[iiGLaDOS]

EDIT: She was too tann-er for me! And always went to beaches!  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"she is ALWAYS in a rampage,and wanted me to help,even if i dont wanna destroy.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He wouldnt stop singing the song 3 by brittney spears  

[Deathfrost]

I saw pics of her and Brittney Spears kissing... Nuff said... twisted  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

I saw a video of him and ron jermey eek  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She brainwashed me.  

[iiGLaDOS]

He madeo ut with my..-sniffle- Capt'n Jack Sparrow! WAHHH! -runs away-  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Nightmare you did this didn't you?" she used me for one of her experiments.  

[iiGLaDOS]

I was an Experiment too >.> So I wan away from him!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she stole cable from the neighbors  

[Deathfrost]

she always sounded strange over the phone I always heard some voice telling her to take it out of her mouth if she wants to talk... twisted rofl  

[iiGLaDOS]

Too freaky D:  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

edit: @Deathfrost lol because he made me seem very stupid..lmao biggrin
because I lost my lucky hamster and Im pretty sure she took it  

[iiGLaDOS]

Her hamster died in an accident so i run as a fugitive!  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She toyed with me when i somehow turned into a mouse...