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[Stargazer Lily]

*Pokes* Oh, hey there thread, you're still here. *Feeds the thread leftover pastries until it's so stuffed it can't move.* Uh-oh, you look like you're gonna pop. *Pokes again.* Kablooey! Ewww... there's cream cheese and raspberry strudel everywhere...  

[Nei1]

*forces the thread to clean up with a a piece of hair*  

[Lil Brat]

Oops, Nei did it again. blaugh  

[Mayu-Makita]

Stumbles in and kicks the tread to death for not being dead already.  

[Lil Brat]

*Stabs pitchfork in to thread, alternately lashing it with her whip.*  

[Exor Omega]

/boots the thread  

[Lil Brat]

*Infects the thread with a Trojan Horse.*  

[Mayu-Makita]

*Hic* Cleans thread with anti-infection cleaners *hic* muttering about bar tenders  

[Lil Brat]

*Douses the thread with alcohol and tosses in a match.* Too much alcoholly isn't good for you, Mayu.  

[Mayu-Makita]

*Hics and bring a bottle for Brat* Outs out the flame and mops up I'll be back to kill you thread Brat love, too much is just the right amount when dealing with the GGB Bar tender *hic*  

[Lil Brat]

*Takes the bottle from Mayu.* The GGB bartender isn't getting any at home. Can't say as I blame his other half, poor dear. Can you imagine? *Shudders.* Hope that's the last cleaning for a while.  

[Exor Omega]

/pounces Brat on the thread, causing it to take, er, wear and tear damage...... ninja twisted  

[Nei1]

*sends the thread on a cruise to the Bermuda Triangle*  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

*Walks in and surveys the thread. Pulls out his Blackberry and makes note of Mayu-Makita's two required Clean-Ups for her GGB Community Service fines. Pockets his Blackberry and exits the thread* cool  

[Mayu-Makita]

* Walks in after finding the thread on an Island. Give it several paper cuts and tosses in the ocean to play with sharks*

Brat, I never knew the bar tender had a significant other. Maybe if he went there instead of spying on mules, he would be happier. And yea, I hope I don't have to clean for a while too.