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| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 7, 8
Total: 19 (3-24)
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 Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2024 5:06 am
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DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPSachara = 250 Droid = 195
Sachara = 195
Droid = 195
Sachara= 195 Droid= 140
Sachara = 195
Droid = 140
sachara = 195
droid = 30 |
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 11, 10
Total: 26 (3-36)
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2024 10:22 pm
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPgood to be back =)
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
yep in pain, she fights! *retaliation!* Queentintin= 165 Droid= 165 ok keeps fighting hehe
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
oh no you didn't! pirate
The new droid sneaks up behind the girl and slashes at her spine with its lightsaber.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 6, 8
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2024 10:25 pm
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sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPSachara = 250 Droid = 195
Sachara = 195
Droid = 195
Sachara= 195 Droid= 140
Sachara = 195
Droid = 140
sachara = 195 droid = 30
The droid has reconciled itself to its fate and has decided to activate its deadly self-destruct mechanism while it creeps closer to the girl.
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 2, 6
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2024 10:28 pm
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 2, 6
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2024 4:46 am
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DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPSachara = 250 Droid = 195
Sachara = 195
Droid = 195
Sachara= 195 Droid= 140
Sachara = 195
Droid = 140
sachara = 195 droid = 30
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
The girl runs and destroys the droid
sachara = 30
droid = 0 |
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 1, 9
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2024 5:31 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin yep in pain, she fights! *retaliation!* Queentintin= 165 Droid= 165 ok keeps fighting hehe
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
oh no you didn't! pirate
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
new droid's on a war path watch out! |
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 5, 8
Total: 14 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2024 7:51 pm
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Well, Billy likes to live on the edge. Go big or go homo or whatever the phrase is (Billy doesn't care, he's pan, which doesn't mean he's sexually attracted to pans or anything- that didn't stop him from kissing a saucepan at a college frat party.) Billy stops thinking about his crazy college days and focuses on- hey, why does that droid resemble one of his old highschool bullies who used to make at least ten offensive gay jokes every day? Come to think of it, the "Go big" joke was one of that particular bully's favorites. Billy pulls out that neon green saber that he's getting pretty comfortable wielding and immediately goes for the face. HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPIt is very effective. twisted Robo-Robbie's face is smashed to smithereens. Too bad he's not a real human and his torso is still there, armed and dangerous.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 6
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2024 12:28 am
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sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid comes in close and slashes at the girl with its lightsaber.
Sachara = 195
Droid = 140
sachara = 195 droid = 30
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
The girl runs and destroys the droid sachara = 30 droid = 0
The new droid is hit in the head with shrapnel. It backs away to stay out of harm's way and rolls a thermal detonator toward the girl.
Sachara = 195
Droid = 195
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 3, 2
Total: 8 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2024 12:32 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin yep in pain, she fights! *retaliation!* Queentintin= 165 Droid= 165 ok keeps fighting hehe
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
oh no you didn't! pirate
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
new droid's on a war path watch out!
As the girl squirms in agony and falls to her knees, the droid uses its left hand to pull her hair tight and slashes at her scalp to show her just how much of a warpath it's on.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 1, 4
Total: 7 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2024 12:34 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Well, Billy likes to live on the edge. Go big or go homo or whatever the phrase is (Billy doesn't care, he's pan, which doesn't mean he's sexually attracted to pans or anything- that didn't stop him from kissing a saucepan at a college frat party.) Billy stops thinking about his crazy college days and focuses on- hey, why does that droid resemble one of his old highschool bullies who used to make at least ten offensive gay jokes every day? Come to think of it, the "Go big" joke was one of that particular bully's favorites. Billy pulls out that neon green saber that he's getting pretty comfortable wielding and immediately goes for the face. HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPIt is very effective. twisted Robo-Robbie's face is smashed to smithereens. Too bad he's not a real human and his torso is still there, armed and dangerous.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
Billy is happy to see how clumsy the droid is, plus it no longer resembles his biggest bully. Now he strikes for everyone's favorite nether region, but misses by a mile. Oh yeah, and for the chest, that might be a good idea since it seems to be the droid's core. Close, but not quite, the droid dodges.
The droid still has no idea where the boy is. It stops spinning and opens up a small door above each wrist, revealing a miniature heat-seeking missile. It fires them, hoping the boy is close enough to attract the projectiles.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 1, 8
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2024 4:48 am
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DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid comes in close and slashes at the girl with its lightsaber.
Sachara = 195
Droid = 140
sachara = 195 droid = 30
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
The girl runs and destroys the droid sachara = 30 droid = 0
Sachara = 195
Droid = 195
sachara = 195
droid = 140 |
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 2, 10
Total: 14 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2024 6:16 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid backs away to a safer distance and fires two heat-seeking missiles from its arms at the girl.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
oh no you didn't! pirate
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
new droid's on a war path watch out!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
I see! ok my turn!
and now were tied, got a hit!
Queentintin=165
Droid= 165! take that! |
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 12, 10
Total: 34 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2024 5:49 pm
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Well, Billy likes to live on the edge. Go big or go homo or whatever the phrase is (Billy doesn't care, he's pan, which doesn't mean he's sexually attracted to pans or anything- that didn't stop him from kissing a saucepan at a college frat party.) Billy stops thinking about his crazy college days and focuses on- hey, why does that droid resemble one of his old highschool bullies who used to make at least ten offensive gay jokes every day? Come to think of it, the "Go big" joke was one of that particular bully's favorites. Billy pulls out that neon green saber that he's getting pretty comfortable wielding and immediately goes for the face. HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPIt is very effective. twisted Robo-Robbie's face is smashed to smithereens. Too bad he's not a real human and his torso is still there, armed and dangerous.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
Billy is happy to see how clumsy the droid is, plus it no longer resembles his biggest bully. Now he strikes for everyone's favorite nether region, but misses by a mile. Oh yeah, and for the chest, that might be a good idea since it seems to be the droid's core. Close, but not quite, the droid dodges.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
Then spots ANOTHER bot who looks improbably like that guy he used to have a crush on in high school, but totally broke his heart and started dating ROBBIE, OF ALL PEOPLE, INSTEAD! Turns out the guy who made fun of him for being pan was gay all along and just afraid to come out of the closet. Both of those guys were total scum though, this guy bullied Billy even harder than Robbie. Billy slashes at his stupid handsome unrealistically glowing face, and another nice shot to the groin area. "Eat dirt, Dontae!" |
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 8, 12
Total: 28 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:05 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid backs away to a safer distance and fires two heat-seeking missiles from its arms at the girl.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
oh no you didn't! pirate
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
new droid's on a war path watch out!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
I see! ok my turn! and now were tied, got a hit! Queentintin=165 Droid= 165! take that!
Tuesday time to finish the droid! bam! yes got a hit!
Queentintin=165
Droid= 80! |
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