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| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 4, 12
Total: 17 (3-36)
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 Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:23 am
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Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The new droid sneaks up behind the girl and slashes at her spine with its lightsaber.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
new droid's on a war path watch out!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
I see! ok my turn! and now were tied, got a hit! Queentintin=165 Droid= 165! take that! Tuesday time to finish the droid! bam! yes got a hit! Queentintin=165 Droid= 80!
The girl took advantage of the droid's new schedule and nearly decimated it. The droid pulls out an electrobaton and swings at the girl's head.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 7, 4
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:25 am
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sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid has reconciled itself to its fate and has decided to activate its deadly self-destruct mechanism while it creeps closer to the girl.
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
The girl runs and destroys the droid sachara = 30 droid = 0
Sachara = 195
Droid = 195
sachara = 195 droid = 140
The droid pulls out a blaster with each hand and fires at the girl.
Sachara = 85
Droid = 140
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:25 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The new droid sneaks up behind the girl and slashes at her spine with its lightsaber.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
new droid's on a war path watch out!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
I see! ok my turn! and now were tied, got a hit! Queentintin=165 Droid= 165! take that! Tuesday time to finish the droid! bam! yes got a hit! Queentintin=165 Droid= 80!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 80
you got a hit droid! were tied! hehe |
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:27 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The new droid sneaks up behind the girl and slashes at her spine with its lightsaber.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
new droid's on a war path watch out!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
I see! ok my turn! and now were tied, got a hit! Queentintin=165 Droid= 165! take that! Tuesday time to finish the droid! bam! yes got a hit! Queentintin=165 Droid= 80!
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
lol till tomorrow *giggles* |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 12-sided dice:
4, 4
Total: 8 (2-24)
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:31 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Well, Billy likes to live on the edge. Go big or go homo or whatever the phrase is (Billy doesn't care, he's pan, which doesn't mean he's sexually attracted to pans or anything- that didn't stop him from kissing a saucepan at a college frat party.) Billy stops thinking about his crazy college days and focuses on- hey, why does that droid resemble one of his old highschool bullies who used to make at least ten offensive gay jokes every day? Come to think of it, the "Go big" joke was one of that particular bully's favorites. Billy pulls out that neon green saber that he's getting pretty comfortable wielding and immediately goes for the face. HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPIt is very effective. twisted Robo-Robbie's face is smashed to smithereens. Too bad he's not a real human and his torso is still there, armed and dangerous.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
Billy is happy to see how clumsy the droid is, plus it no longer resembles his biggest bully. Now he strikes for everyone's favorite nether region, but misses by a mile. Oh yeah, and for the chest, that might be a good idea since it seems to be the droid's core. Close, but not quite, the droid dodges.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
The missiles apparently hit a nearby electrical generator that was generating a considerable amount of heat, certainly more than Billy. Most of the lights shut off, leaving only a few emergency lights, the bot's core, and Billy's lightsaber. "Hope you didn't need that!" The young man slashes in the direction of the bot's glowing torso. The lack of distracting background lights makes the robot impossible to miss and he slices it perfectly in half. Then spots ANOTHER bot who looks improbably like that guy he used to have a crush on in high school, but totally broke his heart and started dating ROBBIE, OF ALL PEOPLE, INSTEAD! Turns out the guy who made fun of him for being pan was gay all along and just afraid to come out of the closet. Both of those guys were total scum though, this guy bullied Billy even harder than Robbie. Billy slashes at his stupid handsome unrealistically glowing face, and another nice shot to the groin area. "Eat dirt, Dontae!"
The droid tries to alter its hologram projector on its face. It tries to become somebody the boy didn't have such passionate hatred for. It goes for a celebrity look and dons the face of Mark Hamill and pulls out a lightsaber. It strikes an imposing pose and lunges at the boy.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 8, 2
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:18 am
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 4, 1
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2024 3:51 am
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DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid has reconciled itself to its fate and has decided to activate its deadly self-destruct mechanism while it creeps closer to the girl.
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
The girl runs and destroys the droid sachara = 30 droid = 0
Sachara = 195
Droid = 195
sachara = 195 droid = 140
Sachara = 85
Droid = 140
the girl is hurt
sachara=85
droid=85 |
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 8, 2
Total: 14 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2024 5:26 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS As the girl squirms in agony and falls to her knees, the droid uses its left hand to pull her hair tight and slashes at her scalp to show her just how much of a warpath it's on.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
I see! ok my turn! and now were tied, got a hit! Queentintin=165 Droid= 165! take that! Tuesday time to finish the droid! bam! yes got a hit! Queentintin=165 Droid= 80!
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
lol till tomorrow *giggles*
ok now's the time. let's finish this! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 3, 2
Total: 10 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2024 6:29 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid tries to alter its hologram projector on its face. It tries to become somebody the boy didn't have such passionate hatred for. It goes for a celebrity look and dons the face of Mark Hamill and pulls out a lightsaber. It strikes an imposing pose and lunges at the boy. Ultrabord = 250 Droid = 80 Billy is no Jedi, nor Sith. His lightsaber glows a bit yellower-green as he slashes at the fake Luke. Unfortunately he was just distracted enough that all his strikes were dodged.
The droid knows that if it is hit just one more time, it will become nothing but shrapnel. Shrapnel! That's it! The droid lobs a grenade t the boy.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 6, 8
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2024 6:31 am
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sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara The girl runs and destroys the droid sachara = 30 droid = 0
Sachara = 195
Droid = 195
sachara = 195 droid = 140
Sachara = 85
Droid = 140
the girl is hurt sachara=85 droid=85
The droid presses its advantage and pulls out a missile launcher.
Sachara = Backblast area clear!
Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 5, 12
Total: 25 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2024 6:34 am
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Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS As the girl squirms in agony and falls to her knees, the droid uses its left hand to pull her hair tight and slashes at her scalp to show her just how much of a warpath it's on.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
I see! ok my turn! and now were tied, got a hit! Queentintin=165 Droid= 165! take that! Tuesday time to finish the droid! bam! yes got a hit! Queentintin=165 Droid= 80!
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
lol till tomorrow *giggles* ok now's the time. let's finish this!
The droid drops the electrobaton and pulls out an electrowhip instead.
Queentintin = When a problem comes along...you must whip it! Whip it good!
Droid = 80
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2024 6:48 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Tuesday time to finish the droid! bam! yes got a hit! Queentintin=165 Droid= 80!
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
lol till tomorrow *giggles* ok now's the time. let's finish this!
Queentintin = When a problem comes along...you must whip it! Whip it good!
Droid = 80
lol good one, DEVO! |
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 3, 2
Total: 9 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2024 9:18 am
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid tries to alter its hologram projector on its face. It tries to become somebody the boy didn't have such passionate hatred for. It goes for a celebrity look and dons the face of Mark Hamill and pulls out a lightsaber. It strikes an imposing pose and lunges at the boy. Ultrabord = 250 Droid = 80 Billy is no Jedi, nor Sith. His lightsaber glows a bit yellower-green as he slashes at the fake Luke. Unfortunately he was just distracted enough that all his strikes were dodged.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
"You know I'd catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same." Billy quotes one of his mom's favorite songs before slashing at the droid's torso once more. Billy needs to stop re-enacting family karaoke nights because it's very distracting. |
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 6, 1
Total: 12 (3-24)
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 5, 2
Total: 9 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:09 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid tries to alter its hologram projector on its face. It tries to become somebody the boy didn't have such passionate hatred for. It goes for a celebrity look and dons the face of Mark Hamill and pulls out a lightsaber. It strikes an imposing pose and lunges at the boy. Ultrabord = 250 Droid = 80 Billy is no Jedi, nor Sith. His lightsaber glows a bit yellower-green as he slashes at the fake Luke. Unfortunately he was just distracted enough that all his strikes were dodged.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
Billy quotes one of his mom's favorite songs before slashing at the droid's torso once more. Billy needs to stop re-enacting family karaoke nights because it's very distracting.
The droid pops in a couple of tunes to distract the boy. Superman/Kryptonite and What's Up.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
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