Magical Soda Machine

[Nei1]

Gets invited to the White House.
Inserts government secrets.  

[Psyzapp]

Has to remain on the run for the rest of her life.

Inserts a safe place to hide.  

[Nei1]

Gets a spider hole.
Inserts arachnophobia.  

[Psyzapp]

Gets VERY afraid and creeped out. gonk *STOMP*

Inserts squished remains of said spider. *shudders*  

[Maune]

Gets a black stain on the wall from the remains of said spider

Inserts a rag, bleach and brush  

[lady ayami chan]

gets knocked out from fumes

inserts an ambulance  

[Maune]

Gets Lady Ayami on a stretcher and starts to give her oxygen

Inserts CPR  

[lady ayami chan]

eek
gets suddenly revived and flies away

inserts a fallen feather  

[Maune]

Gets a feather to keep and to remember Lady Ayami by.

Inserts a broken heart and an upset stomach.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: a pepto bismol commercial

Inserts: small plastic measuring cup  

[Nei1]

Gets a cup of sugar.
Inserts a butter.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: a loaf of butter, a carton of bread, and a stick of milk

Inserts: Johnny Bravo  

[Nei1]

Gets a dateless wonder who tries too hard.

Inserts one of his cheesy pickup lines.  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets all giggly

Inserts nitrous oxide  

[Psyzapp]

Laughs hysterically at everything

Becomes disoriented and inserts a toothbrush.