Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he cheated on me with Jerry....poor Tom I feel his pain  

[iiGLaDOS]

She loved Tom instead of me! crying  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

She used to cross dress just so she could be in a boy band  

[Deathfrost]

she always complained that her sister was better in bed... eek  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He claimed he did it with a ghost and it was good sweatdrop  

[Asra Karimi]

She was a ghost  

[iiGLaDOS]

because I got raped and I flee in shame! D:  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(that makes no sence.)
she still wanted my soul  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he was too logical  

[iiGLaDOS]

She has a pendant I want!  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"she wanted the pendant to steal my soul(not going through that again)"  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol he was to expensive I couldnt afford him.  

[iiGLaDOS]

Claimed to have pink hair possibly?  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she listened to abba to much  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She took me like a plaything again!