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[Lil Brat]

lol ~ I'd assume he has one but spends so much time spying on mules and irritating the non-mule regulars that he's never home. Either way, he ain't getting none... or he'd be much nicer to everyone. *Packs the thread in to a bottle and sends it off to play with the bartender.*  

[Nei1]

*uses a vacuum to suck all the air around the thread*  

[Pink Fregia]

Puts the thread in a plastic baggie to suffocate it.  

[Lil Brat]

*Adds cyanide to the plastic baggie the thread is housed in and ties it up tight so it's airtight.*  

[Nei1]

*uses solar panels to give the thread the chair*  

[Exor Omega]

/makes thread bite the curb...  

[Pink Fregia]

cover it in tar and steam roll over it.  

[Nei1]

*tosses the thread in to the sea*  

[Lilith Amaranth]

sends my shark to eat it.  

[Nei1]

*watches the thread get battered by the rocks in the surf*  

[Mayu-Makita]

*Puts the thread in the path of the tornado. Adds the GGB bartender in the mix*

You know Brat, you have a good point there... maybe we should drug the bartender. Cuz that much spying and irritating regulars, he can't be sleeping much either  

[Exor Omega]

/casts Supernova on the thread.  

[Nei1]

*puts the thread in the middle of Super Jovian Planetary Ignition*  

[Exor Omega]

/lowers the thread into molten lead  

[Nei1]

*noms on the thread*