Why did you divorce the person above you?

[oblesk121]

because i thought that there was a girl behind the mask and i was kind of buzzed.  

[Asra Karimi]

Xion the XIV Member

because I got raped and I flee in shame! D:

U didnt get raped we werwe cosplaying remeber, He looked like a girl from a distence  

[streah]

Because i swore i'd never smoke weed again..  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he was on the lamb  

[Deathfrost]

because she used phrases like 'on the lamb' ... twisted  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lmao because he only wanted one thing all the time redface  

[Deathfrost]

i only wanted one thing... and she wouldn't give it to me.. after bragging so much about those damned cookies she baked... twisted  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he had a thing for garden gnomes  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She suddenly turned into a real bear and tried to tear me apart.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he discovered that I was a witch.  

[Deathfrost]

she apparently thought of herself as a garden gnome... twisted  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he thinks garden gnomes look like bears  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Im trying to stay away from that pendant as far away as possible.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he runs away from me whenever I see him  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

I wanted her pendant but there was one time she tried to eat me.
I mean what the hell? why?