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[Exor Omega]

/stabs thread with broken bottle  

[Nei1]

*cuts the thread heart out and cooks it*  

[Lil Brat]

*Meanders in only to find the thread still going.* Blast it all! *Picks up a knife and begins to methodically cut little nicks up and down the thread. When it appears to be bleeding heavily, she drops the thread in to a vat of hydrochloric acid, smiling as the thread writhes about and the acid turns a Pepto-Bismo shade of pink.* There now, that ought to slow you down some.  

[iggies]

*Skips through the thread, feeding it cup cakes filled with anti-freeze*  

[Lil Brat]

*25 hours later...* Sheesh am I behind or what. *Scoops up the thread, dumping it in the blender and hitting the "high" button. As the blender whirs at full speed, she cleans up the cupcake crumbs, dumping them in with the thread.*  

[iggies]

Wanders in finding the blendered thread. Dumps the mix into a jug filled with explosives and watches it go bang with a smile  

[Pink Fregia]

Puts the tread in a pot of strong coffee. Lets it soak up the coffee. Takes it out. Lets it run around wildly on a caffine high till it explodes.  

[Nei1]

*pours anti-freeze down the thread's throat.  

[iggies]

(LOL Ponk that sounded like me today... note to self 4 no-doz in 4 hours == shakes)

Gives the tread charcoal to soak out the anti-freeze and then washes the inside with undiluted bleach  

[Nei1]

*messes up surgery and lets the thread die on the operating table*  

[Lil Brat]

*Pokes the thread with her fork, watching it squirm a minute before burying it alive in an ant hole.*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-burns a cross while wearing masked white robes, scaring the thread out of town-

(Hmm... even I found that to be in bad taste. Wish I could think of something else... gonk )  

[Lyle_K_Nives]

-stares thread to death- stare  

[Nei1]

*puts the thread in to a washing machine*  

[iggies]

Gives the thread my assignment and watches it beat its self to death out of frustration