Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he couldnt hold his liquor  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

she thought i was drunk at times. she is the insane one  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he thought I was insane but I wasnt I was just drunk  

[Deathfrost]

She bit me because she thought I was a hamburger.... gonk  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he wanted to "butter my muffin"  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

she though i was a cookie,i still got teethmarks on my left arm...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he didnt like my sharp teeth  

[Deathfrost]

she left me broke with only a barrel.... gonk  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

that was a result of the divorce
he didnt have enough energy xp  

[Deathfrost]

I was working 98 hours a week and she wouldn't let me buy any porn with my money... she made me be a producer on Glee.... gonk  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lmao He had a huge collection of "magazines" I didnt know what to tell my parents when they came by.  

[Deathfrost]

She was the one calling those 900 numbers in 'my' magazines... eek  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

i renember one day i thought i lost my gauntlet,turns out she was drunk and thought it was taffy wraped in my hand.(meant for Nightmare)
He's a guy...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol He always brought home his prey  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"they try to hunt me,i kill them..."
She had the habit of biting everything in her sleep