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[Nei1]

*drives over the thread with a steam roller*  

[Lilith Amaranth]

covers it in starch.  

[Mayu-Makita]

Sends the thread into the middle of a dog fight  

[Nei1]

*when the thread is down with the dog fight, leads it in to a cat fight*  

[Mayu-Makita]

Lures the cats away with fish and stabs the thread with a pitch fork  

[Nei1]

*uses a pitch fork on the thread*  

[iggies]

*Tip toes in and pour acid on the thread then tip toes back out*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-has the thread sent to the firing squad for attempting to surrender it's platoon to the Yankees-  

[Nei1]

*wields a baseball bat and hits the thread out of the park*  

[iggies]

NEi won I think.

Revives tread to kick it around the caves  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-stakes a note to the thread's chest-

Quote:

This game was fun when it was just one or two people playing. Now the game is about as exciting as a woman who's been with every man in town at least once.

 

[iggies]

Takes the stake out and turns it into a vampire and stakes it again  

[Stargazer Lily]

Aww, poor thread.

Borrow's a phrase from her friend Catt's profile:

"It is no great matter to make a goddess into a witch or a virgin into a harlot; but to achieve the contrary, to give the humiliated dignity, to make the fallen worth coveting, for that either art or character is needed."

[J. W. Goethe, 1749-1832]  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-forces the thread to watch the Haruhi and Lucky Star dubs-  

[Nei1]

*bores the thread to death*